ok, I'm done with this entire section for so many reasons:

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ok, I'm done with this entire section for so many reasons:

EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP AND I WILL TOO,

SNEK YOU'RE NOT HELPING, NOR ARE YOU A GOD WATCHING FROM THE CLOUDS, I'M STRUGGLING IRL AND ONLINE, AND POINTLESSLY ARGUING AGAINST AN ARROGANT PERSON THAT PRETENDS TO HAVE MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES...

(thinks back on how I do the exact same thing)

IS NOT HELPING.

WHY CAN'T WE ALL BE SANE PEOPLE LIKE APEX!?

*casually walks onto a plane with luggage*

I'm outta here.

-THE ONLY DTG, THERE IS ONLY ONE AND YOU CANNOT TAKE MY NAME LIKE YOU'VE TAKEN MY SANITY.

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