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*tree instantly moults, withers, falls over and rapidly combusts into a pile of ash, before rising back up as a warped tentacular monstrosity of eyeballs, flesh and teeth*

You expect a tree and some words that imply anybody else cares but you are going to end an argument you started?

Nice tryyyyyyyyyyy,

Firstly, I'll go through the rules again,

You remember them?

You also broke at least two out of the four laws of debating.

You also accuse others of having started the argument, when actually, I believe you were the first to come to direct insults (I recall the word "moron" being used extensively in the first two day period)

As well as being the first to propose incorrect information.

And, for your own safety, DON'T TALK TO AN ENGLISH ZOOLOGIST LIKE YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT BADGERS! YOU DON'T EVEN GET BADGERS IN AMERICA I'M FAIRLY SURE

And anyway, if you poked a badger with a stick it would usually growl, call it's family, and if they don't come it will back away hissing slowly and if you move towards it it will run down it's hole.

For all of these crimes, you now have two options either you sit in a book for eternity,

Or you sign thi-

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uh oh, the first eyeball, they sense unresolvable debates, and clean them up by consuming every word in sight, basically the universe's last line of defence janitors,

Unfortunately they also tend to keep eating after their job is done, if these get out of hand in a feeding ground as massive as this place, well. . .

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Ok, double fast, or you sign this form demoting your free will to debate in any way:

I, DTG will *bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt*

Oh you know what just let me get the endargoumanetnuo catfish to end this paradox.

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O great catfish of the morellatops section, we need your brilliance. . .

Ok, looks like flattery does not work,

Look you! Eat this, come on, come on- owwwwwww!

THE ARGUMENT NOT MY FINGER YOU IDIOT CARP

Ok, being blunt doesn't help either,

Ok catfish, here's the deal, I give you some shiny objects if you eat this argument.

Catfish: AW AW AW yus.

Ok, now can you eat it?

Catfish: om nom nom noms! *Eats it*

Now here's your shiny stuff

*passes a piece of silver to the catfish, along with what appears to be a recipe for roasting rats*

Catfish: ulp ulp.

Wow. . . I always thought magical catfish would be, well, smart.

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Look! There's still one eyeball that

can't get away, it must have a faulty interdimensional portal emitter organ. . .

*Pounces on the eyeball with a jar*

MmmnmmmM

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Ps. The eyeball seems to like impersonating "O"s

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