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PM, I don't think you understand...

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PM, I don't think you understand...

I won't apologize until you stop trying to act like einstein. That's what I've been trying to tell you, but I guess you're not like einstein even enough to find that out.

*signs peace treaty*

But I guess that's impossible for you to do, so there you go.

-DTG

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