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Seriously...

That's a tactic called "having the last word"

NO NO NO NO!

NO!

NAH!

yes humans are obviously smarter than pigeons, and NO it's not like pigeons can find the slope and Y intercept of an equation or do algebra!

NO!

And swamp guy...Budda did exist...

He's not a god, he was actually just a normal guy that people thought was like magical or something, even though he was just a super smart, but regular guy.

Oh don't get me started on religion...

I have a burning hatred for a couple religions...

For shoving their dumb beliefs down our throats hoping we'll just up and believe them...

NO!

And Seasnake, if it's so easy to tell someone's gender, then you should know shronkmonster's by now...

guys,

DON'T TEAR ME APART LIKE A PACK OF HYENAS FOR SAYING ANY OF THIS!

-DTG

(stealing the last word since...three months ago)

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