Everyone in a nutshell in DTG's perspective (me)

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Everyone in a nutshell in DTG's perspective (me)

Seasnake: you want him to live? TOO BAD!!!

Nazgûl: bro you spelled my name wrong, it's easy as hell it's just spelled: sheheixuuegriofichevdochehjfj,

Totally easy

Shronkmonster: IDK, we haven't met

Bob: guys, wait two weeks please

Swamp guy: ...

TSP: here I'll use your characters...and kill them.

A helpful tip should include a few more words guy: ☠

Literally everyone:

oH i'M oN tHe eAsT

My response: o__o

-you're not funny

"GET BACK IN THE BOX"

-no

"Get in the damn box"

-NO

"This isn't supposed to be about you!"

-too bad

"Tell us your perspective then"

-ok

-DTG: idiot

-everyone else: "free list guy please"

"..."

"Please go"

-I made a custom storm pinata after I got out of Mongolia

"that wasn't Mongolia"

-yes it was

"I'm not gonna argue"

"I don't need a custom pinata...I already have one"

-NO

"YES"

"Time to die"

-AHHHHHHH

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