So that's a no on the Storm Pinata? That's kinda sad. I will keep my promise about the story about dirt, but it will get like 15 dislikes.

-Dodo Tales guy

"Take it away, list guy"

-hello

-bet you thought you wouldn't hear of me

-again

-I bet

-i bet

-i know you hate me

-but read this please

-i will never write a song again

-i hope you have no idea what

-i'm talking about

-sooooo

-update on me

-I fell off a cliff

-yeah

-I think I'm good now

-i think I just did that for no reason

-it was a waste of time lol

-but not just time

-i think I'm in heaven

-i have no idea

-is this what it feels like to be dead?

-help me please

-how am I writing if I'm dead you ask?

-i don't even know

-honestely

-...

-...

-whaaaaa

-who are you?

-leave me alone

-noooooooo

-...

-ok, if I wasn't dead before, then I must be now

-what?

-what the...

-hi??

-who are you?

-oh crap, please don't eat me

-pretty sure this is Mongolia

-is it Mongolia?

-does Mongolia have dragons?