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I want it to happen so bad that I'm gonna write a horrible song about it!

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I want it to happen so bad that I'm gonna write a horrible song about it! I'm good at stories, but not songs. You made me do this:

I'm awful at writing songs

But storm getting married is just wrong

I'm so bad, please end my pain

Vein should fall in love with Hurricane

You know you want to write about it

I'm not gonna bother to make this line rhyme

Please do it

I can't, I don't write stories about dragons with no arms

I'm RuNnInG OuT Of tHiNgs ThAt RhYmE

But...uh, a type of food is lime?

End this please

It will benefit both of us

Um...what rhymes with us?

HElP mE PlEaSe

🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

Coronavirus is a disease?

WHY CAN'T I RHYME ANYMORE?!?

that's it

Bye

From Dodo tales guy

(That rhymes)

If I embarrassed myself for nothing, I'll be sad. Nobody cares about 🌩 everyone loves 🌀 Is that even a symbol for Hurricane???

Why am I so obsessed with giant lizards with wings? I don't know. What have you done to me? Maybe I should read those books (WOF) 🤔. Are they good?

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