A gold you should try is tame one on below official stats at level 150 with only stimberries

Elon Musk tryna get us to mars

Bronto giving free trips to Alpha Centauri

“Ooh that’s a big looking tree let me hit that”

Beach Bob; 2017-2017

I’ve accidentally punched more of these than I care to mention

When trying to tame. All my arrow hit everything BUT THE STINKING BRONTO.

Spino: who shot me?! Time to DIE!!

Bronto: HAHAHA! YOU MISSED

Me: decides it would be fun to chop down trees at night *whacks tree* *whacks bigger tree* *whacks strange green tree*

Bronto: you dare give me a splinter?

Me: that wasn’t a tree

Bronto: you go bye now

-???

how do i uncrush my dodo after bronto fell on her?

Prehistoric NASA rocket. Not bad

Steal its egg and then get yeeted out of orbit

On the art he have three legs 😅

Find a teal one or paint one teal. Then you’ve got yourself a 🦕

Hey bronto can you jump

No

Haha

You can jump to mars though

No I can't

Oh yes you can! (Hits him to mars)

As soon as I tamed my 5 dilos I accidentally hit a bronto....

All my dilos and me were yeeted across the map and all my dilos die instantly

R.I.P tod the dilo, Killer,Fred, noodle,Bob,pane in the Ass,blow chunks, and yeet.

Me: phew building this thach mansion took some time

Brontosaurus: hold my egg

Thach mansion: Mr player I don't feel so goof

This guy just anoyingly got bugged in my own base and at a moment my dinosaurs just gotten angry and started attacking him…let me just say that 89% of my 20 dinosaurs died in the battle…

I was joking around and named my raptor Russia then it got killed by a bronto, 2 days later I tamed the same bronto and named it AMERICA

I once had a bronto. his name was brian. brian was cool. one day brian walked INTO A REX. r.i.p. brian. i watched at is killed him. i turn around and see a diplo. i say, “ooh another bronto!” long story short that cliff was TALL.

So when i was new to this when ever I saw something new I punched it.

This one was my worst mistake.

I like how the player casually hops 100 feet in less than 0.5 seconds while trying to go on the saddle.