He protecc

He attac

But most importantly he tail go smacc

THIS IS A JOKE DO NOT DO THIS! XD

If you wanted to tame a level 300 bronto with only your fist and mejoberries you would need to punch it 11785 times and feed it 1334 mejoberries over the course of 8 hours and 15 seconds. This could in theory work quite nicely if the bronto got stuck from some rocks, until you realize the amount of recoil damage from punching. But this isn’t over yet, if we were to create a small stone structure with a bed inside we could respawn infinitely allowing us to punch the bronto with our many lives. We would also put some spare beds in the structure just in case one breaks or stops working. Now I have wasted your time and mine by typing this. But at least you know.

I used to have a dilo, it’s a lvl 30-40 dilo, and i named it coconut, it helped me fight raptors and other bad dudes, but it died from this GOD DANG THING CUZ ITS RANGE IS SO BIG, without coconut, I was defenceless, even my peachy died. 1 up = support for coconut

It's big

Bro damages his owner while hitting another dino 💀

I once hit one cause a friend dared me too. Never remembering signing up for NASA’s space program

1. Get on the game

2. Get some balls

3. Beat the bronto Mike Tyson style

Me:BET you can’t grab that egg and hit that longneck!

Friend who’s new to the game: BET

famous last words

Updoot pls I do this for a living

I literally tried to punch a bronto just so it could hit me with its tail and send me to the place I wanted to go. Too lazy to walk the five mins it would’ve taken, and then when I got where i wanted to go, the Bro to comes outta nowhere and just kills me… not a good idea I guess.

I have knocked a bronto out with ascendant slingshot where my respect