Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies
As soon as I tamed my 5 dilos I accidentally hit a bronto....
All my dilos and me were yeeted across the map and all my dilos die instantly
R.I.P tod the dilo, Killer,Fred, noodle,Bob,pane in the Ass,blow chunks, and yeet.
More Brontosaurus Funny Tips
You ever Just... Accidentally Hit These Guys And Then Fly Into outer Space? -NotKakyoin
Fun fact: If you listen closely, Brontosauruses reuse the exact same voice lines as the Carbonemeys/Turtles, idle and all, albeit slowed down.
I once hit one cause a friend dared me too. Never remembering signing up for NASAβs space program
People are stupid for paying big bucks to go to space. All you need to do is smack a brontoβs toe and you get sent to jupiter.
It's big
I have discovered the ultimate travel machine!
1. Find bronto egg
2. Steal
3. Make parachute
4. Get yeeted halfway across the island
5. Repeat
6.
Realize that you were in the ice and now you are on herbivore island
Cool!
Breed them and name the baby little foot. Then unclaim the mother and kill it with a Rex named big tooth. Then give the baby bronto a baby trike and ptera as friends. Well done, youβve recreated the land before time
Me:BET you canβt grab that egg and hit that longneck!
Friend whoβs new to the game: BET
famous last words
Updoot pls I do this for a living
Wee! Big fat bouncy slide!!!!!!!!
Wee! Big fat bouncy slide!!!!!!!!