I AM A STEGOSAURUS (heres your few more words jeez)
Brontosaurus
The Brontosaurus is a behemoth of a dinosaur with a powerful tail 'tail sweep' attack that can smash all nearby enemies. This method is also one of the most efficient ways to gather berries and thatch, and the Brontosaurus' ability to carry large quantities of items make it even more useful for gathering. With its ability to carry a Platform Saddle, the Brontosaurus is often considered a must-have dinosaur for nomadic tribes looking for a mobile base.
Jokes and funny moments about the Brontosaurus from ARK players.
I accidently hit a bronto while trying to hit a dilo, and it wiped out a para and and pterdon, each with 2 shots. Luckily, I was on single player and it didnt save properly, so neither died. That day I moved away from the brontos.
Stupid Ark jokes pt. 1
Did you hear about the player that hit a Brontosaurus?
He’s in space now.
Easiest way to go to space! Rockets are useless, just use a bronto!
OH NO!!! MY CLUB BROKE!!!
Filthy waste of storage in my xbox that is a level 10 bronto hit the level 135 bronto I was taming I got so pissed off I rained the wrath of Zeus on it with 5 rexes.
Idk if ARK AI can fear but I sure hope this one did.
I have about ten of these
More words
-Ripasaurus
Nobody:
Bronto: "I am S StegoSaurus"
If you ain't old enough to know, you ain't old enough to talk no mo
He protecc
He attac
But most importantly he tail go smacc
Me: An egg! Looks yummy!
Bronto: Hey give that back!
Me: No I found it!
Bronto: I layed it!
Me: Well I’m not giving it to you!
Bronto: I’ll knock you in to space!
Me: Fat chance!
Me * Flys to Jupiter
Me: heeeerrrrrreeeeeessssss yoooooouuuuuuurrrrr eeeeeggggggg…
Me: An egg! Looks yummy!
Bronto: Hey give that back!
Me: No I found it!
Bronto: I layed it!
Me: Well I’m not giving it to you!
Bronto: I’ll knock you in to space!
Me: Fat chance!
Me * Flys to Jupiter
Me: heeeerrrrrreeeeeessssss yoooooouuuuuuurrrrr eeeeeggggggg aahhhhhhhhhhhh!
We’re going on a trip with are favorite bronto going through the sky we’re going to freaking die
Accidentally mistaken ones leg for a tree , then I got deleted out of existence
Goad pro
Imagen his neck pains on the morning
So they say you need training to be an Astronaut… and it’s a fricking lie. All you need is hands. Smack one of these skyscrapers and get sent to the next solar system over. Now I do not recommend doing this with pets on attacking mode unless you want them to get sent to…
So they say you need training to be an Astronaut… and it’s a fricking lie. All you need is hands. Smack one of these skyscrapers and get sent to the next solar system over. Now I do not recommend doing this with pets on attacking mode unless you want them to get sent to mercury.
This Guy Weights 2890 And Is Super Fat XD
Steal its egg go to another galaxy
*hits bronto with shocking tranq dart*
Other bronto: omae wa mou shindeiru
Me:NANI?!?!?!
Also me:Team Rocket blasting off againnnn!!!!!
Hit a brontosaurus’s toe ,and bam! You get sent to Pluto for free
So unlike the people pouring money into space technology, they should just check out ark🥹☺️🥹
DO NOT take a bronto’a eggs (unsupervised) because no matter how fast or how slow the bronto or you are THEY WILL HUNT YOU DOWN I TRUED HIDING UNDER A ROCK far away from the bronto guess what I felt shaking and there it was attacking me until i died BUT AUCKS TO BE THAT BRONT…
DO NOT take a bronto’a eggs (unsupervised) because no matter how fast or how slow the bronto or you are THEY WILL HUNT YOU DOWN I TRUED HIDING UNDER A ROCK far away from the bronto guess what I felt shaking and there it was attacking me until i died BUT AUCKS TO BE THAT BRONT BECAUSE when I respawned I had the bront egg in my inventory SO HAH I did a good job lol