I used to have a dilo, it’s a lvl 30-40 dilo, and i named it coconut, it helped me fight raptors and other bad dudes, but it died from this GOD DANG THING CUZ ITS RANGE IS SO BIG, without coconut, I was defenceless, even my peachy died. 1 up = support for coconut

It's big

I once hit one cause a friend dared me too. Never remembering signing up for NASA’s space program

Me:BET you can’t grab that egg and hit that longneck!

Friend who’s new to the game: BET

famous last words

Updoot pls I do this for a living

I accidently hit a bronto while trying to hit a dilo, and it wiped out a para and and pterdon, each with 2 shots. Luckily, I was on single player and it didnt save properly, so neither died. That day I moved away from the brontos.

People are stupid for paying big bucks to go to space. All you need to do is smack a bronto’s toe and you get sent to jupiter.

NASA: If you want to go to space, pay us 200000000 bucks.

Bronto: Punch my foot and I’ll get you to Pluto in 30 seconds

What would you choose?

*Takes off glasses*

*Jurassic Park Theme plays*

"Welcome, to The Island."

Breed them and name the baby little foot. Then unclaim the mother and kill it with a Rex named big tooth. Then give the baby bronto a baby trike and ptera as friends. Well done, you’ve recreated the land before time