Pretty easy to kill
First Step:Grab your dodo
Second Step:Make the dodo attack it
Third step:Watch the Dead Bronto go flying into the air after the dodo kills it
*Warning*
Dodo's are Endgame tames and if you see one admire it from a safe distance
Brontosaurus
The Brontosaurus is a behemoth of a dinosaur with a powerful tail 'tail sweep' attack that can smash all nearby enemies. This method is also one of the most efficient ways to gather berries and thatch, and the Brontosaurus' ability to carry large quantities of items make it even more useful for gathering. With its ability to carry a Platform Saddle, the Brontosaurus is often considered a must-have dinosaur for nomadic tribes looking for a mobile base.
Jokes and funny moments about the Brontosaurus from ARK players.
Tintoberries are red
Azulberries are blue
You stole one’s egg!?
I’ll bet you flew!
If you see a big Dino with long neck ➡️ 🦕 turn around immediately and don’t punch it whatever you do DO NOT PUNCH IT it will send you out of the universe
Jimmy:*sees egg*
Rick:Jimmy no
Jimmy:*grabs egg*
Rick:JIMMY WHY-
Bronto:I would like to introduce myself
DO NOT BREED THESE UNLESS YOU HAVE ROOM! I MADE A SMALL PEN FOR ABOUT 3 AND I BRED THEM AND I GOT TRIPLETS AND I AM NOW OUT OF FOOD AND SPACE HELP. (They all lived, and now im hatching 10 fertilized bronto eggs, wish me luck [10-30 brontos])
There was one aquamarine looking one, just a few feet away from my base... however, one day it came NEAR my base, and knocked down 1 of the palm trees, but I could care less. So I went and gather items and only to come back to see the Bronto LI-TE-RA-LLY stepping on my THATCH…
There was one aquamarine looking one, just a few feet away from my base... however, one day it came NEAR my base, and knocked down 1 of the palm trees, but I could care less. So I went and gather items and only to come back to see the Bronto LI-TE-RA-LLY stepping on my THATCH HOUSE, bringing his whole body on top of it! And I low-key yelled, “MY DODO’S INSIDE!!!”— And oop- the Bronto’s body is completely on top of my house and it didn’t collapse... WHAT!? I like Ark, it’s just filled with many unpredictable surprises.
Named mine Odin. Planned to build a tower on his saddle and have a huge cloud of fliers following him 24/7 to protect him.
i remember i hit i of these thinking it was a tree lol😂🤣🤣
Rookie Mistakes:
Noob: I’m gonna tame this Bronto
Noob: *Punches foot* I think I got it knocked out.
Bronto: …
Bronto: Hey you tiny thing! Wanna free trip?
Noob: To where?
Bronto: To Pluto…
BAM
GitezGood
Next one on Megalodon
2 dodos should do the trick wait that's for the giga
“Hey look it’s a tree.” Shut up Jim!
NASA: If you want to go to space, pay us 200000000 bucks.
Bronto: Punch my foot and I’ll get you to Pluto in 30 seconds
What would you choose?
Should have been called Apatosaurus
To whoever said you could cryo these and their structures will stay… count your days
It’s a bird it’s a plane it’s just blocking our way
If there was a single word to describe this creature
It would be
Fat
Did you know? If you hit a tree trunk once, a creature named “Brontosaurus” will follow you until you die?
Brontosaurus don't break tek u know
The fact that i used to stea- i mean i used to borrow its egg and it starts to attack me and i dont even know why LIKE ITS JUST A FRIENDLY LONG NECK DINO WHY WOULD U ATTACK ME SIR LONG NECK DINO😭😭😭😭
Well i kille- i mean no no i knock him out because he oofed my…
The fact that i used to stea- i mean i used to borrow its egg and it starts to attack me and i dont even know why LIKE ITS JUST A FRIENDLY LONG NECK DINO WHY WOULD U ATTACK ME SIR LONG NECK DINO😭😭😭😭
Well i kille- i mean no no i knock him out because he oofed my therizino
Bro I’m in ark mobile and punched this guy. Then it hit me. I’m now somewhere where wyverns are everywhere… HELP THIS MAN KNOCKED ME OUT OF MOBILE 💀