Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Tips & Strategies

how do i uncrush my dodo after bronto fell on her?
More Brontosaurus Funny Tips
Bronto: Bro is that a torpor arrow? Diplo: no bronto: what is it? Diplo: fertlized bronto egg bronto: YOU. YOU,RE THE ONE THAT STOLE MY EGG!
Hey bronto can you jump
No
Haha
You can jump to mars though
No I can't
Oh yes you can! (Hits him to mars)
I used to have a dilo, itβs a lvl 30-40 dilo, and i named it coconut, it helped me fight raptors and other bad dudes, but it died from this GOD DANG THING CUZ ITS RANGE IS SO BIG, without coconut, I was defenceless, even my peachy died. 1 up = support for coconut
It's big
I once hit one cause a friend dared me too. Never remembering signing up for NASAβs space program
Me:BET you canβt grab that egg and hit that longneck!
Friend whoβs new to the game: BET
famous last words
Updoot pls I do this for a living
People are stupid for paying big bucks to go to space. All you need to do is smack a brontoβs toe and you get sent to jupiter.
Real men use a bola, fists, and cooked fish meat to tame.
*Takes off glasses*
*Jurassic Park Theme plays*
"Welcome, to The Island."
Breed them and name the baby little foot. Then unclaim the mother and kill it with a Rex named big tooth. Then give the baby bronto a baby trike and ptera as friends. Well done, youβve recreated the land before time