Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me: decides it would be fun to chop down trees at night *whacks tree* *whacks bigger tree* *whacks strange green tree*
Bronto: you dare give me a splinter?
Me: that wasnβt a tree
Bronto: you go bye now
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More Brontosaurus Funny Tips
Is it a eatmeatsaurus? -Jurassic park 1993
This thing will go as far as starving itself than letting me tame it
I used to have a dilo, itβs a lvl 30-40 dilo, and i named it coconut, it helped me fight raptors and other bad dudes, but it died from this GOD DANG THING CUZ ITS RANGE IS SO BIG, without coconut, I was defenceless, even my peachy died. 1 up = support for coconut
It's big
I was busy crafting stuff at my smithy when I was suddenly standing on a brontoβs tail
I once hit one cause a friend dared me too. Never remembering signing up for NASAβs space program
Me:BET you canβt grab that egg and hit that longneck!
Friend whoβs new to the game: BET
famous last words
Updoot pls I do this for a living
People are stupid for paying big bucks to go to space. All you need to do is smack a brontoβs toe and you get sent to jupiter.
Ther this guy who sayed tamed a level 100 pronto with frank arrows ππ€£
Breed them and name the baby little foot. Then unclaim the mother and kill it with a Rex named big tooth. Then give the baby bronto a baby trike and ptera as friends. Well done, youβve recreated the land before time