Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the brontosaurus? Funny brontosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Dilo: ima send you to the other side of the map!
Me: NOOO!
Raptor: ima send you to the other side of ark!
Me: NOOOOOO!
Yuty: IMA SEND YOU TO THE CENTER MAP!
Me: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Giga: IMA SEND YOU TO THE MOON!
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Bronto: IMA SEND YOU TO ANOTHER GALAXY
Me: *just dies*
All the other creatures: *clapping*
So ummm,..
I hatched a bronto egg on my single player and got twins. The end.
(Wait no, I’m so stupid..that’s not how a story goes..)
I hatched a bronto egg and got twins. I named them,: HAM and HAM 2.0 . the end.
(THATS STILL NOT HOW STORIES GO! Stupid self..)
I hatched a bronto egg and got twins. I named them,: HAM and HAM 2.0. I took care of them very carefully and fed them berries. The end.
(Getting better.. I think ONE more line or so..)
I hatched a bronto egg and got twins. I named them,: HAM and HAM 2.0. I took care of them very carefully and fed them berries. They started growing. Now I have 4 brontos on my hands. The end.
(STILL NOT IT!)
3 hours later…
(NOPE! SOMEONE HELP MEEEEE!)
THE END
-SpecialRaptor