Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the brontosaurus? Funny brontosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I just keep these guys around me to kill anything I can’t kill seriously I just lure the big guys the strong guys the killers and this guy just kills them immediately but it is dangerous because I get killed all the time bye these guys and at the time that I am typing this it is a bomb field of bronto egg around my house click at the wrong time boom brontosauruses rushing at me at a million miles per second it feels like they teleport then I need to walk through me green houses through my carnos cages I keep them to get some tranq arrows some times they have that then I get my stuff (if you read this u r a true gigachad seriously this is a lot of reading)
So they say you need training to be an Astronaut… and it’s a fricking lie. All you need is hands. Smack one of these skyscrapers and get sent to the next solar system over. Now I do not recommend doing this with pets on attacking mode unless you want them to get sent to mercury.