Real men tame with fists and amarberries

My brother says something ridiculous

Me: and hedgehogs can fly!

Me in ark. *Rides my bronto and yeets a dilo outta the sky.* Hedgehogs CAN fly! If you throw hem hard enough.

“I’d do anything, anything for youuuuuuuuuuu.” I say to the bronto. Bronto answers, “I’d do anything for me, do anything for me, do anything, anything, to make you see the light.........,.” I get yeeeeeeettt Ed out the world. Instead of the shot heard round the world, the scream heard round the map.

Me: Walking in a river with my brand new bronto*

Bronto: why are all these fish swarming around my legs

Me:gets notifications;

Your bronto killed a coelacanth

Your bronto killed a coelacanth

Your bronto killed a coelacanth

Your bronto killed a coelacanth

Your bronto killed a coelacanth

Your bronto killed a coelacanth

Your bronto killed a coelacanth

Your bronto killed a coelacanth

Your bronto killed a coelacanth

Your bronto killed a coelacanth

Me: 😳

My pegalornis(I thing I spelt it wrong): 🤭😃

And all my fish eating pets ate good that day. My bronto literally killed 88 fish meat worth of fish. Wow…Just-Just WOW 😯

-Sarco master

Bob: yey . Bronto: OH HEAVINS!!! A GIGANOTO. Bob:OH MY GOSH!! (Exploded to lost island). Bronto: (Follows him). Both: where are we???????

Bronto: NOOOOOO Giga just followed us Brachiosaurus and Titanosaur: the word sauropods do not give up bronto HahahaHahaha

It’s me the knocked out brontosaurus guy if you get a saddled petaradon and run into a non tamed bronto you will go through it I play on mobile so I don’t know if this works on any other platform.

When I joined ark I did not sing up for nasa

When i steal its egg it looks like bronto Just increased velocity to +100

To tame dis walking earthquake, you need a BIG BIG FAT ROCK. or say goodbye to your family and hope you don't end up in space.

There once was a man who was addicted to eggs ohh. He found a nice big old egg he grabbed it ohh. The the mother that was a Bronto came ohh. Then the man was sent to Jupiter and back ooooohhhh.

it's so cute

huge fat lizard boi

Little bronto little one save me from this other one and make my life so much longer little bronto little one

If you read this make sure you sing it in your mind and for those who don’t know the song I tried to base it off of go on YouTube and type: The Beach Boys: Surfer Girl. That’s the melody.

Jodi SOOOOOOOO happy for you.

when i first played this game i just took an egg what i didn’t know was THAT EGG WAS A TICKET TO MARS

Take it hunting!!!!!

If one of these dinosaurs kills all your dinosaurs because your dinosaurs hit it when batting a raptor then just take it's spine now guess who was a grave next to there house and have a spine on my wall me and guess who is died and have no spine that brontosaurus

AaAaAaAaAaA they have backwards KNEECAPS

So I live on herbivore island to get a vacation from all the carnivores, and theri’s...... and there’s like, 5 brontos roaming around on this island, constantly walking over my tales and getting stuff inside the group of them so I have to WHISTLE THEM OVER to free the bronto, they kept doing that for a while. Then they decided to take an interest into my raft house, they kept walking over it and in it and get stuck ALL. THE. TIME. So I keep having to move my raft and they did that for a while, and are STILL doing it, also laying eggs EVERYWHERE. They are as annoying as Raptors, I swear.

Bronto Dossier: They are really really heavy dinos.And they can't jump.

Me: Went to kill a lvl 3 bronto for prime meat. And killed it.

Bronto: 3.... 2.... 1....

Me: Saw a bronto reach orbit at the speed of light.

I’ve tamed like 10 of these for under level 30 you don’t need narcotics unless you really want to but as long as you get berries in them straight away they will be good unless they are like over 100 or something