I used to have a dilo, it’s a lvl 30-40 dilo, and i named it coconut, it helped me fight raptors and other bad dudes, but it died from this GOD DANG THING CUZ ITS RANGE IS SO BIG, without coconut, I was defenceless, even my peachy died. 1 up = support for coconut

It's big

I once hit one cause a friend dared me too. Never remembering signing up for NASA’s space program

Me:BET you can’t grab that egg and hit that longneck!

Friend who’s new to the game: BET

famous last words

Updoot pls I do this for a living

Elon Musk tryna get us to mars

Bronto giving free trips to Alpha Centauri

NASA: If you want to go to space, pay us 200000000 bucks.

Bronto: Punch my foot and I’ll get you to Pluto in 30 seconds

What would you choose?

People are stupid for paying big bucks to go to space. All you need to do is smack a bronto’s toe and you get sent to jupiter.

*Takes off glasses*

*Jurassic Park Theme plays*

"Welcome, to The Island."

Breed them and name the baby little foot. Then unclaim the mother and kill it with a Rex named big tooth. Then give the baby bronto a baby trike and ptera as friends. Well done, you’ve recreated the land before time

Noob: oh an egg, me want

Noob:*takes egg*

Bronto: OH NO U DONT-

Noob:*Gets slapped and flies to mars*