Want to get squished Well here ur chance get it mad and go under its foot

Once you have a shotgun, taking out a Bronto is really easy... just don’t get close to it.

I tamed one on my private island when I was lvl 20

WHIP I CANNOT bl 😵 ahhhhhhhhhhh

Kid: Mom? Can we go to Africa? I want to see the gigyrafs!!!

Mom: Oh sure honey go right over there…

Kid: (Walks over to bronto) Now what?

Mom: The harder you hit the farther you go!

Kid: (Whacks bronto and flies across the world)

Later…

Mom: How was your trip?

Kid: Turned out I went farther then Africa….

Me: Decides to try an tame a bronto

Bronto: You cant knock me out

Me: 10 tranq arrows later

Bronto: Zzz

Me: this is taking forever to tame

Bronto: Zzz

Me: Ill just take her egg

Bronto: Zzz

Me: ill just leave her here shes close to my base

Bronto: Zzz

You do not have to worry about putting food in these guys, just click and they will be good for 10,000 years.

Me I will destroy you from far so u can't reach me bronto yes I can smacks with tail and kills

OMG so there was a bronto that kept walking on top of my base and it abound me SO MUCH. But then he glitches into a giant rock and got stuck there so I took my opportunity and tamed a bronto..... if you see a bronto stuck in a wall take your chances and get same tranq arrows

3, 2, 1, takeoff!!! ( Hits bronto ). Bronto : takeoff it is.

When I see a brontosaurus lvl 9999 me :P lol

I knocked out one of these bastards with nothing more than an acendent sling shot and 7 tranque arrows.

They replace the bronto In primal fear to a braceosaras sorry because of the misspelling

Easy way to tame brontob

1. Find a real good armor

2. Prepare a bunch of darts or tranq

3. Prepare a lot of berries and crops

4. Just shoot at it like a maniac and ignore all it's attacks.

5. Feed it.

It's torpor goes down slow so you got a lot of time in your hands. Just be prepared to waste a good hour of your life guarding eat. The taming process is so slow you could've build a whole base with the time you spent taming it. So be sure to bring a balm.

(Speaks gibberish) hsbsyd dhdbcdidndhdhsvgshsvsnskxn (nothing but weird words) dhvdydbvdvxbbdbxbxb 🤪

A Bronto will be your best friend if something is attacking you, just make sure you have a NASA Rocket Launching Permit or have had experience with being launched ( or yeeted ) in a rocket. If not, grab your space gear and be ready to be yeeeeeeeeeeeted to the moon

how to tame a bronto:

step 1: punch it

step 2: make sure you are constantly being stomped on

step 3: get blasted out of multiverse

step 4: bend laws of time

step 5: die

Taming with 1600000 tranquilizing arrows

Once I was putting things in my brontos inventory and it pooped on me🤮🤢gross

It's so small my foot is bigger oh wait I forgot I was standing on the mountain 😃💧