This isn’t really a story about a saber, but it’s the start of a book that I am writing about a cat who loves to play ark, only to find himself trapped in a minds cape that makes the experience far to real...

Chapter 1

Hi, I’m Tittles, a regular human bean. Wait, did I say bean? I meant being. Ok, you got me, I’m a cat. Being a cat isn’t so bad though. I don’t really have to do anything. Eat, drink, sleep, eat, drink, sleep. Oh, and did I forget to mention my constant habit of trying to get outside? I hardly ever succeed, (my owners have sharp eyes)but when I do, I have so much fun rolling around on the hot stones outside. I also am almost never alone. Me and my friends, the twins, Goose, and Pan (eh, not really) hardly ever have time to have fun on the T.V. Yep, we watch T.V too. When my owners are gone, we switch the T.V to H.D.M.I 2, and have fun watching numerous T.V shows. Occasional fights break out. 5 cats, one T.V, what can you do?

Continued in the next part.

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“Hey, I’ve been eating your food, but I don’t even have the honor to know such a great cook’s name yet.” Silence for a few seconds. “Oh, me? I’m Goose.” I hadn’t noticed it before, but his hair was completely gray. I set my meat down. I looked at him skeptically and cupped my ears, “Did you say… Goose?”

I woke up. Ok, I thought, now I’m freaked out. I try to skip a part of my life by sleeping, and I have two dreams that are 100% trying to tell me something important. This is insane. First the mutant me, and now me and Goose are humans.

This is when I realize that now that I’m awake, I might as well go and see if my owners are home. I went to the door, reached a high as I could, and pawed at the knob. Cmon, give way, I thought, I’ve done this before, but it’s tricky.

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. Finally, I kicked the bed. It broke, and the person fell to the floor and mumbled “I’m up mommy” I tried speaking to him, and to my surprise, he understood me. He pulled out a piece of meat from a wooden fridge. I was about to bite into it when I began to think. I asked the person “what kind of meat is this” he replied to me “Oh, that? That’s Brontosaurus meat. It’s delicious.” At that point, I wished I wasn’t hungry. Reluctantly, I bit down, only to find that it was cooked perfectly and it was delicious. The man then handed me som red berries. Tintoberries I presumed. I shoved a handful into my mouth, and had barely bitten into it when juice flowed into me. “Mmmmmm, that’s good,” I mumbled as I chewed, “You are a really good cook.” I started chewing more slowly. I swallowed. I didn’t even know my chef’s name.

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Suddenly, I felt something bite my leg, a sharp pain flew up into my brain. Wait, that pain didn’t feel real. Just like it had before, it was as though I could feel my health bar deplete. 15 feet 10 feet. I was almost to shore. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1… YES! I made it. I looked at my leg. No bite marks, no blood. Weird. What’s going on. I was famished. For the first time, I looked around the land. I was swimming to shore, but I wasn’t sure until now what shore I was swimming to. I saw very little trees, but a few houses dotted the landscape. I wonder, I walked to the first house I saw. I tried the door. It swung open. Woah! There was a person, laying on a bed, I walked over, and tried to wake him up. Nothing worked.

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. I was riding on the back of a humongous turtle as it glides through the water. I jumped in and found sharks. Wait… I surfaced again, this isn’t what I think it is. I surveyed my surroundings. Ark? I looked at my paws, only to find that they were human hands. I felt something rough brush against my newly human legs. How can I feel all of this! It’s a dream! I tried to swim to shore, thinking of how the humans swim in movies and T.V. Maybe this really is Ark. There it was again, a rough brush against my legs. The sharks. I felt something, something strange. It was as though I could feel my health bar deplete. What now? I accept my fate? I keep trying? I decided to do the brave thing. I kept swimming, kept trying. My newfound muscles ached.

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Suddenly, I heard a growl, and what appeared to be a gigantic version of me came from behind the couch. The black fur was on end, and he bared his teeth he lunges forward and grabbed for me. I dodged. This is my dream, I thought, my rules, I levitated the mutant version of me with my mind and dropped him. I woke up. What was that? I thought to myself. It couldn’t have been me, I’m too loving to attack someone else. Where was I? I have no idea where or what that was. The dream was already fading. I struggled to hang on to the important parts. Big mutant me, moth eaten couch, soft carpet. I should’ve ran, and seen what the surroundings were like other than that room. I tried to fall back asleep, thinking of the dream I was just in.

What is this! I thought, this isn’t the dream. Continued in part 12...

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I hopped onto the old desk before remembering that my old sleeping place isn’t there anymore. I got back to the floor and got into the tiny box that is our shared sleeping box.

I dreamed of monsters. All of the things that Gavin and John has battled in Dauntless he’d suddenly become real. I was a tiny cat with a small rock carved into a sword against 30-40 behemoths. The big turtle without a shell backed up, and then hurled himself forward, shooting a ball of lava into the sky. I looked up, paralyzed and unable to move as the ball of molten rock soared toward my face. I blanked. What hopefully is another dream is now in my eyes. I was standing on a carpet, soft to the touch, a slightly moth eaten couch backed up against a wall was in front of me.

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I went downstairs, skipped three steps at the bottom and hopped on the couch. Gavin was on a hunt with a… what was it? Pangar? Boreus? Whatever. He was using a sword, as per usual. I was bored. All I want to do is play Ark, I thought, When is this guy going to stop! Having my luck, he probably wasn’t going to stop anytime soon. Footsteps approached. John was coming back. Yes, I thought, John will help Gavin, and then he’ll be done! Then I remembered, oh yeah, the house needs to be empty for me to play. I need a nap. Hopefully when I wake up he will be done, and the house will be empty. I shouted and clawed at the porch door. I heard Gavin coming up the stairs. He let me on the porch and closed the door behind me.

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“Hi buddy,” said the smiling one “What are you doing on my mom’s controller?” Oh no, I thought, he suspects me.

“Nothing, Gavin,” said John, “he’s curious.”

Being the only one that doesn’t underestimate our intelligence, Gavin looked at me funny, turned on the T.V and Xbox, synced his controller, and sat down next to me. He and John both turned on the same game, Dauntless, just as a voice called from upstairs “John, I’m home!”

Immediately, I heard three sounds, muffled whining, the pitter-patter of tiny nails on the floor, and loud barking. This of course, was Audrey. The other one shouting was Nancy. She was Audrey’s favorite owner. Not one return was quiet. I ran upstairs, hopped on the couch, and looked up at her. She bent down a little, and scratched my head.

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In my hurry, I had forgotten to turn the T.V and the Xbox off. I ran to the controller, switched show password protected back on, and logged into my owners server so that it was yellow. I turned the Xbox and T.V off just as my owner got to the stairs.

The first to reach my sight I believe is named John. He reached the bottom of the stairs just as another got to the top. He came down at full speed, smiling a large smile. Every time this happens, I have to try to not let my hair stand on end. I knew they were both going to play. Did I log off correctly? I asked myself. I was going through everything I could’ve missed. Uh- oh, I thought, having made the biggest mistake of my life. The pink controller is still on my lap. I rolled over as fast as I could to get rid of the evidence.

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Part five of the story

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I picked up the controller, and squeezed it as I moved my character back into the house, and promptly rage quit. I ran upstairs shouting. Maybe some T.V will help my mood. I hopped onto the living room table, and grabbed the T.V controller In my mouth. I leaped over to the couch, climbed onto the booster seat of pillows, and switched on the T.V. It was on Animal Planet, complements of Audrey. I hit “input” and then down arrow, and “ok.” H.D.M.I 2. Down, down, down, I thought as I scrolled down. Ok, Hulu. I selected Gavin’s account, one of my owners’. I went to “continue watching,” and selected “Gravity Falls” just as Stormy shouted “Mayday, mayday!”

I quickly turned off the T.V, and ran downstairs.

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I completed the cave in the south on foot at level 18 where's my medal

So when I’m finished this it’s the same day and time I tamed. It but I’m on ipad so what happened, I went to this part of the map and went to tame one and other things. Then I tamed it and went over a swamp to get home a sarco and that strange crock came and killed it straight away. And I was carrying it with my argy and then!!!!….. I dropped it and I swooped it and got it. But it wasn’t the sabertooth it was that broken back looking crock!😭🤦‍♂️. Cant get it coz on way back saw a cool looking Griffin looking Harry Potter phenix little scared of going back coz now it’s closer to me sort of.

The Saber War

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Pt.1 The Initial Call

Callum was laying down by the Sacred Creek of Valin, on a chilly rock, whilst Vuaro was eating a fine piece of Hesperonis meat. The rest of the group was hunting at the time. Vuaro asked Callum: “ Think they’ll be back by sundown?” Callum replied: “ If we’re lucky Vuaro.” Then the hunting group came back. With only 2 people. Dalv and Leuo. “What happened?” “There were 6 hunters!” Vuaro exclaimed. Leuo, almost out of breath replied: “ Hunters 5 of them.” “We barely lived. We heard a loud bang and the other were dead.” Dalv finishes. “ South Valin must verge with north if we are to live.” Callum says. (A few hours after they arrive) “Northen leader Jarnl” “The south has been ambushed. We lost 4 Sabers.” Callum said. Jarnl replied: “This is an outrage.” “We must retaliate.” Callum was shocked. “ Saddle up men! “ Darlc ( The Northern Commander. ) said “This is war.” Jarnl exclaimed.

Pt.2 coming soon

They are mammals

And they take meat

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How do you tame a sabertooth level 280 , how many tranq arrows

do you need?

So I was just taking a nice stroll in the ocean with my boat and my trusty sabertooth max(names him after my cat! He is a good boy) and I saw this sweet supply drop! Kinda nice, so I told max to stay and I went to go get the supply crate and all of a sudden I’m jumped by 3 raptors! THEY HAVE me to the ground! Broke my chitin armor and my boots with the fur! I was close to death(I accidentally left my sword in the crate on my boat!) I could care less about myself but I was mainly worried about max! What if they get him! Right as I’m worrying max jumps out of no where, and rips one raptor up! the other raptors get distracted And that gives me time to hit them with my metal hatchet! Max tore the rest of those raptors up! he saved me! He was fed so good that day! Him and I grabbed the supply crate, and took the loot home! My great hero max the sabertooth!