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Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the sabertooth? Funny sabertooth jokes submitted by ARK players.
Get one of these, An Mammoth, and an Therazino and you have the cast to an Ice Age Movie.
Once I perfect tamed a level 150, and named him Axel. He was my best tame so far(level 45) and we did everything together. But one day, we heard an alpha rex had been spotted on the server, at this time, I reached level 85, and I decided to scout the area with Axel to find it. But a thylakoids came and knocked me off Axel, and Axel killed it. However at this unlucky time, I heard the ground shake. I turned around, and was greeted by alphas sick smile. After my gruesome death( damn rex) I was sad because I thought Axel was screwed. However after a month of playing, someone on the server sent me a message saying they saw my saber tooth. They brought him to me on an argy, and I renamed him Greatness, and he(somehow) had loot and do from the alpha!!!
My sabertooth just died he leaves behind his mate and son may I have a moment of silence for himπ
I was tameing one in the outscerts of the ice zone and got attacked by a pack of four aliosorisis and one was an alpha or something π
Spinos are death
Dodos are noobs
If u see one of these guys u are SCREWED
Dodos are noobs
If u see one of these guys u are SCREWED
Named my first Old Deuteronomy, got her a male, Macavity, breeded the hell out of them and now I've got the whole cast of Cats. Go Jellicles.
Me=*click click click* here kitty kitty kitty! Oh hey more kitty's! Wait why are they running towards me? AAAAH GOD HAVE MER- *you were killed by a lv 150 sabre tooth*
Put headphones on it. Give it a controller. Make it play ark or somethin. Call it gamercat. Updoot if you like gamercat.
Kibble is so outdated meow mix is the way to tame
What happens when he goes to the dentist?
Once on official I was chatting to some tribe mates and I said βitβs time to kill the chatβ and I saw a saber tooth rushing at me and it got shot by a tribe mate and he was French. The other day I was searching cat and I just realized that chat means cat in French.
Good kitty kitty pls donβt kill me kitty kitty. Good kitty- AH Roleplayersstink lvl 61 was killed by a saber tooth lvl 300
Ark, defying the laws of genetics by having green sabertooth tigers.
Hungry little thing ate all 100 of my dodo r.i.p
β¨οΈ Whoever makes those Cat food ads that say tuna kibble is the best thing for cats, has apparently never played Ark. I pity them β¨οΈβ¨οΈ
Got me an Old Deuteronomy, got her a Macavity, breeded and breeded and breeded. Now I've got the whole cast of Cats and our dance moves rule this Island. Go Jellicles!
To tame just sing
Soft kitty, Warm kitty, little ball of fur
Sleepy kitty, happy kitty,
Purr purr purr. Then you need to name it Lt.Meow Meow, then he will be a bit of a loose cannon
Soft kitty, Warm kitty, little ball of fur
Sleepy kitty, happy kitty,
Purr purr purr. Then you need to name it Lt.Meow Meow, then he will be a bit of a loose cannon
Stupid piece of crap ate my dodo army
Rest in spaghetti never forgetti
Rest in spaghetti never forgetti
Me:good kitty
Cat:I am
Me:I pet kitty
Cat:no
Me:me pet it and it ate me i go back
I said bad kitty
And it is a FAT CAT
Cat:I am
Me:I pet kitty
Cat:no
Me:me pet it and it ate me i go back
I said bad kitty
And it is a FAT CAT
DIRE WOLF VS SABER TOOTH
duh dun dun dun duh
duh dun dun dun duh