Ok so my bro told me about these. He was glad they weren’t on ARK mobile. Little thieves he said. So the knucklehead I am presents you a story from the AMPD (ARK Mobile Police Department).

I’m doing a dungeon and the server is casual. Thank Goodness. They steal my choice meds. Eggs. And anything else I’d found there. I kill them and start thinking.

ME: Eerie pegomastaxes

MYSELF: Perfect little thieves for raiding

I: Pick up the implants and revive them

ME: Ok

So I revive one and it starts stealing my bios. So I try and shoot it to sleep.

The server glitched and I couldn’t tame it or kill it. 5 minutes later 34 amber was laying on the ground dead.

-The Night Assassin

"Oh God he died in peace! What a tragic accident!"

-Naoedzombo after burning Mr Pego to death.

"Oh God he died in peace! What a tragic accident!"

-Naoedzombo after burning Mr Pego to death.

"Oh God he died in peace! What a tragic accident!"

-Naoedzombo after burning Mr Pego to death.

"Oh God he died in peace! What a tragic accident!"

-Naoedzombo after burning Mr Pego to death.

"Oh God he died in peace! What a tragic accident!"

-Naoedzombo after burning Mr Pego to death.

The most annoying dino ever. It will steal your stuff and you have to chase it down. Plus it has more health than it should.

Me+pego =

🥩🍗🥓🍔

I loved the little man. Needs hot sauce...

Nah we got mc.donalds fries!!!!!!🍟🍟🍟🍟

This shit almost stole my BRAND NEW TERROR BIRD in a cryopod the one thing he stole those things are horrible

Keep your leg armor on or lose it.

You know what I do, BLOW EM UP with a rocket launcher.

Hey little guy oh sheet my stuff

I was encumbered with 100 metal ingots! And he took the entire stack from me!

One day in the stunken forest with forest tian in croy pod then this thing comes mugs me and stole the tain and my damd fishing rod 2 hours later a noob tames the pego 30 minutes later noob wipes

Me and become alpha

And you don’t know your beautiful :(

who thought this was a good idea

They steel you and sell you and then they repeat.

They steel your entire store and everyone’s stuff that’s inside and now he runs your store.

So I had Swiper and Peggy, and I tried to whistle steal my friend, but no it chose to aim at a turtle, so then they tried to steal the turtle from the turtle ;-; rip Peggy and Swiper

One day on the island...me: why is there a Dino at my house? I looked in...me: OH SHIT! Me: why did you Stealed my gf