They steel your entire store and everyone’s stuff that’s inside and now he runs your store.

So I had Swiper and Peggy, and I tried to whistle steal my friend, but no it chose to aim at a turtle, so then they tried to steal the turtle from the turtle ;-; rip Peggy and Swiper

One day on the island...me: why is there a Dino at my house? I looked in...me: OH SHIT! Me: why did you Stealed my gf

Never underestimate a lvl 1 pegomastx with 8+ hours of free time... I once had a lvl 120 some bronto with over 8k hp... I also once had a pegomastx lvl 1 spawn in my base while i was offline.... After that i no longer had a lvl 120 bronto

Pegomastax says what is the numbers on your mums credit card number

I once found a supply crate. A group of these guys suddenly jumped out of the bushes to steal all the stuff I'd just received. Fuming.

Little bastards always steal my spyglass

When you se a Pegomastax nonono

My gf crafted 30 stone railings, got stolen by one on the way back home. Now she's so mad and telling me that she's not going to play this game anymore. We've all been there 🤣

The real life equivalent to this thing is Mosquitos, so annoying they are probably distantly related somehow.

Me: Rideing my unicorn me: nocits come her nocnis: ok unicorn: wat is dis little thing? Me: idk Pego just stole ur unicorn 350! Pego stole ur Hunter hat and ur master craft pistol pengo put da hands up BOU me: don’t harm me! :|

These are da ichyornis? Wowoowoow

Pego: put ur hands up or I take ur stuff me: .-. WTF your basically ichtyornis?! Pegs: uh oh... HOW U KNOW DAT!? Me: CASE U STEAL MY Phone pego: takes photo sends to all discord severs me :/ COME BaCK HERE BOI!!!!! Pego just took all ur amber you had 1000 now u have 0 me. >:OOOOOOOO U LITTLE THEF Lego gâcha ya b*ch HA me •_• give it back I give ya da berries pego: :O DID U SAY BERRIES?!!!!! Me: yes u did me gives all da berries to pego.. Lego just gave u 1000 amber your phone and ur money pego is ur friend

It was all fun and games till you get robbed for a giga egg... isn’t funny now mr pego is it

How to kill snipe it in the a*s then sh*t on it and your good.

I had a Pegomastax. Her name was Home Theft. She was level 243, and was the best thing to grace the ARKs. She was painfully loyal, and stole anything I told her to. Until it all went downhill...

Me and Home Theft were walking through the arctic, me mounted upon my mighty direwolf (Frenzy), and Thefty on my shoulder. Walking along, I heard a yutyrannus screeching its foul language at some dinos. I followed the sound, curious, because I had never seen a yuty. Mistakes were made. Turns out an enemy tribe was taking their fresh yuty out for a joyride. The yuty smited Frenzy in moments, stranding me and Theft. She immediately leapt into action, attacking. I pulled out my rifle, until finally the yuty and rider ran. Theft, being loyal, chased them. I whistled passive, but it was too late. She had gone. Soon enough, I got her death messsge, after returning to my base. Please, updoot and show your respects. 😢

Ok so my bro told me about these. He was glad they weren’t on ARK mobile. Little thieves he said. So the knucklehead I am presents you a story from the AMPD (ARK Mobile Police Department).

I’m doing a dungeon and the server is casual. Thank Goodness. They steal my choice meds. Eggs. And anything else I’d found there. I kill them and start thinking.

ME: Eerie pegomastaxes

MYSELF: Perfect little thieves for raiding

I: Pick up the implants and revive them

ME: Ok

So I revive one and it starts stealing my bios. So I try and shoot it to sleep.

The server glitched and I couldn’t tame it or kill it. 5 minutes later 34 amber was laying on the ground dead.

-The Night Assassin

"Oh God he died in peace! What a tragic accident!"

-Naoedzombo after burning Mr Pego to death.

"Oh God he died in peace! What a tragic accident!"

-Naoedzombo after burning Mr Pego to death.

"Oh God he died in peace! What a tragic accident!"

-Naoedzombo after burning Mr Pego to death.