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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Ok so my bro told me about these. He was glad they weren’t on ARK mobile. Little thieves he said. So the knucklehead I am presents you a story from the AMPD (ARK Mobile Police Department).
I’m doing a dungeon and the server is casual. Thank Goodness. They steal my choice meds. Eggs. And anything else I’d found there. I kill them and start thinking.
ME: Eerie pegomastaxes
MYSELF: Perfect little thieves for raiding
I: Pick up the implants and revive them
ME: Ok
So I revive one and it starts stealing my bios. So I try and shoot it to sleep.
The server glitched and I couldn’t tame it or kill it. 5 minutes later 34 amber was laying on the ground dead.
-The Night Assassin
More Pegomastax Funny Tips
Pegomastax’s be like
*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Aw man
*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: I’ll touch grass, let me get my keys
*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: I’M LOCKED INNNNNN
*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: Elly!
*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Billy, Bobby, no!
*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: No!
*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Man, I’m hungry
*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: How is this still going?!
*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: I’m thirsty
*You were killed*
Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these aren’t the Golden Gates
*You are now in Pegomastax land*
Player: ☠️☠️☠️☠️
This is how I think a pego pack encounter would go;
“A pegomastax stole your Level 261 wyvern egg!”
“A pegomastax stole your 2000 advanced rifle bullets!”
“A pegomastax stole your ascendant Assault rifle!”
“A pegomastax stole your Ascendant longneck rifle!”
“A pegomastax stole your 579 shocking tranq darts!”
“A pegomastax stole your 471 narcotics!”
“A pegomastax stole your credit card details!”
“A pegomastax stole your Level 1000000 happiness!”
“A pegomastax stole your Girlfriend!”
Up if you liked it!