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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Ok so my bro told me about these. He was glad they weren’t on ARK mobile. Little thieves he said. So the knucklehead I am presents you a story from the AMPD (ARK Mobile Police Department).
I’m doing a dungeon and the server is casual. Thank Goodness. They steal my choice meds. Eggs. And anything else I’d found there. I kill them and start thinking.
ME: Eerie pegomastaxes
MYSELF: Perfect little thieves for raiding
I: Pick up the implants and revive them
ME: Ok
So I revive one and it starts stealing my bios. So I try and shoot it to sleep.
The server glitched and I couldn’t tame it or kill it. 5 minutes later 34 amber was laying on the ground dead.
-The Night Assassin
More Pegomastax Funny Tips
Pegomastax’s be like
*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Aw man
*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: I’ll touch grass, let me get my keys
*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: I’M LOCKED INNNNNN
*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: Elly!
*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Billy, Bobby, no!
*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: No!
*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Man, I’m hungry
*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: How is this still going?!
*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: I’m thirsty
*You were killed*
Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these aren’t the Golden Gates
*You are now in Pegomastax land*
Player: ☠️☠️☠️☠️