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Ok so my bro told me about these. He was glad they weren’t on ARK mobile. Little thieves he said. So the knucklehead I am presents you a story from the AMPD (ARK Mobile Police Department).

I’m doing a dungeon and the server is casual. Thank Goodness. They steal my choice meds. Eggs. And anything else I’d found there. I kill them and start thinking.

ME: Eerie pegomastaxes

MYSELF: Perfect little thieves for raiding

I: Pick up the implants and revive them

ME: Ok

So I revive one and it starts stealing my bios. So I try and shoot it to sleep.

The server glitched and I couldn’t tame it or kill it. 5 minutes later 34 amber was laying on the ground dead.

-The Night Assassin

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