I had a Pegomastax. Her name was Home Theft. She was level 243, and was the…
I had a Pegomastax. Her name was Home Theft. She was level 243, and was the best thing to grace the ARKs. She was painfully loyal, and stole anything I told her to. Until it all went downhill...
Me and Home Theft were walking through the arctic, me mounted upon my mighty direwolf (Frenzy), and Thefty on my shoulder. Walking along, I heard a yutyrannus screeching its foul language at some dinos. I followed the sound, curious, because I had never seen a yuty. Mistakes were made. Turns out an enemy tribe was taking their fresh yuty out for a joyride. The yuty smited Frenzy in moments, stranding me and Theft. She immediately leapt into action, attacking. I pulled out my rifle, until finally the yuty and rider ran. Theft, being loyal, chased them. I whistled passive, but it was too late. She had gone. Soon enough, I got her death messsge, after returning to my base. Please, updoot and show your respects. π’
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Look at that smile, the pegomastax is one of the most friendly creatures on the island, when wild he will even carry your items for you
Pickity pockity
get the heck off my property
Hide ur kids, hide ur wife, cuz the pegomastax will steal em both. If any loved ones or materials are taken, simply kill the pegomastax and it will drop all valuables back to you.
I got one an stole from the WHOLE server
I hate you
Kill it. There ya go best tip on this page.
I hate you more than you know.
They don't care about weight, they will steal anything from you, that 70 pound windmill you have will be carried off into the horizon by a lvl 1 pego
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Player: IβM LOCKED INNNNNN
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Player: Elly!
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Player: Billy, Bobby, no!
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Player: No!
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Player: Man, Iβm hungry
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Player: How is this still going?!
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Player: Iβm thirsty
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