Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies

Me: Rideing my unicorn me: nocits come her nocnis: ok unicorn: wat is dis little thing? Me: idk Pego just stole ur unicorn 350! Pego stole ur Hunter hat and ur master craft pistol pengo put da hands up BOU me: don’t harm me! :|
More Pegomastax Funny Tips
Look at that smile, the pegomastax is one of the most friendly creatures on the island, when wild he will even carry your items for you
It stole berries from me and tamed itself WHILE I was riding my carno Bull. It was set to follow Bull and the menu wouldn't come up to change his behaviour. What's more, I kept trying and accidentally got him on my shoulder and can't get him off. Oh boy... Called him Da'ell (what the hell)... let's see how this goes...
Hide ur kids, hide ur wife, cuz the pegomastax will steal em both. If any loved ones or materials are taken, simply kill the pegomastax and it will drop all valuables back to you.
Human: *gets ascendant boots*
Pego: “gimme yo shoes nigga”
Human: *Strongly Refuses*
Pego: “boi you finna get Fd up if you dont gimme them shoes”
Human: *punches pego*
Pego: “THATS IT, ANY LAST WORDS TO YO MAMMA”
Human: “FINE JUST TAKE THE DAMN SHOES”
Pego: “NAH GIMME ALL YOU GOT”
Human “HELL NAH”
Pego: “WHY U-“ *calls in his homies*
Pego: “LETS GET HIM”
Hooman has left the game
Pego; “we got him bois”
Pego: “gimme yo shoes nigga”
Human: *Strongly Refuses*
Pego: “boi you finna get Fd up if you dont gimme them shoes”
Human: *punches pego*
Pego: “THATS IT, ANY LAST WORDS TO YO MAMMA”
Human: “FINE JUST TAKE THE DAMN SHOES”
Pego: “NAH GIMME ALL YOU GOT”
Human “HELL NAH”
Pego: “WHY U-“ *calls in his homies*
Pego: “LETS GET HIM”
Hooman has left the game
Pego; “we got him bois”
REMOVED: 37 fiber
Me: why would you need that? Your not very smart.
Pego:'growls'
REMOVED: 36 Spoiled meat
Me: your an idiot. Why would you take that?
Pego: 'gets angry'
REMOVED: 36 Simple bullets that you spent half an hour making.
Me: NO! get back here you little-
Is interrupted by Spino that pego has led me to a
-Jedi
Me: why would you need that? Your not very smart.
Pego:'growls'
REMOVED: 36 Spoiled meat
Me: your an idiot. Why would you take that?
Pego: 'gets angry'
REMOVED: 36 Simple bullets that you spent half an hour making.
Me: NO! get back here you little-
Is interrupted by Spino that pego has led me to a
-Jedi
Pego se my 150 wywern egg my dont you doit pego yolo my 160 giga an another one bits the dust