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What are some funny jokes or stories about the pegomastax? Funny pegomastax jokes submitted by ARK players.
I just started getting back into this game after a period of inactivity and I self classify as a noob, not that this is important.
I found a tech parasaur and I wanted to kill it for the hide and the meat. So I had it on a bola, but one of these anklebiters took some of my berries. Parasaur gets away.
I manage to catch the parasaur again and put it on a bola. I’m about to kill it when this stupid “you tamed a megopastax” thing showed up on my screen. Parasaur gets away again and I lose it for real this time.
These guys even steal your good stuff. These creatures are the worst and I hate them.
Drop an egg and I will steal it because it is a raptor it is super weird Raptors are just stealing food one time my sister jumped off a cliff and survive it was weird Super Duper weird I don’t even know how to scribe then my sister got Crystal wyvern for free so weird in the Raptors game bad I drop the egg
Pickity pockety get out of my property, whataty??? u-aty donataty wantaty gettataty out of ma property??? THEN DIETATY DIETATY!!! (pickity pockety get out of my property, what??? U don't want to get out of my property??? THEN DIE DIE DIE!!!{UP DOT IF THIS M A K E S SENCE!!!})
“You’ve been robbed by pegomastax! -13 stone”
Ehhh. Easy to get back.
“You’ve been robbed by pegomastax! - 21 meat”
Ah, stupid things.
“You’ve been robbed by pegomastax! -14 pulmonoscorpius kibble.”
OH WELL THEN YOU WANTED A BONE TO PICK YOU GET A BONE TO PICK GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE AS-
I had a Pegomastax. Her name was Home Theft. She was level 243, and was the best thing to grace the ARKs. She was painfully loyal, and stole anything I told her to. Until it all went downhill...
Me and Home Theft were walking through the arctic, me mounted upon my mighty direwolf (Frenzy), and Thefty on my shoulder. Walking along, I heard a yutyrannus screeching its foul language at some dinos. I followed the sound, curious, because I had never seen a yuty. Mistakes were made. Turns out an enemy tribe was taking their fresh yuty out for a joyride. The yuty smited Frenzy in moments, stranding me and Theft. She immediately leapt into action, attacking. I pulled out my rifle, until finally the yuty and rider ran. Theft, being loyal, chased them. I whistled passive, but it was too late. She had gone. Soon enough, I got her death messsge, after returning to my base. Please, updoot and show your respects. 😢
Ok so my bro told me about these. He was glad they weren’t on ARK mobile. Little thieves he said. So the knucklehead I am presents you a story from the AMPD (ARK Mobile Police Department).
I’m doing a dungeon and the server is casual. Thank Goodness. They steal my choice meds. Eggs. And anything else I’d found there. I kill them and start thinking.
ME: Eerie pegomastaxes
MYSELF: Perfect little thieves for raiding
I: Pick up the implants and revive them
ME: Ok
So I revive one and it starts stealing my bios. So I try and shoot it to sleep.
The server glitched and I couldn’t tame it or kill it. 5 minutes later 34 amber was laying on the ground dead.
-The Night Assassin