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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the pegomastax? Funny pegomastax jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -1 · Answer 1 · 2020-10-30T13:01:23+00:00

Hippie Hoppidy Your shit is now my property

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2020-09-25T20:20:08+00:00

Drop an egg and I will steal it because it is a raptor it is super weird Raptors are just stealing food one time my sister jumped off a cliff and survive it was weird Super Duper weird I don’t even know how to scribe then my sister got Crystal wyvern for free so weird in the Raptors game bad I drop the egg

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2020-09-09T10:37:14+00:00

Hello people today I'm gonna sho- PEGOSTAX STOLE UR ENTIRE BASE! ... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- to be continued. :,-)

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2020-06-26T07:40:16+00:00

Pickity pockety get out of my property, whataty??? u-aty donataty wantaty gettataty out of ma property??? THEN DIETATY DIETATY!!! (pickity pockety get out of my property, what??? U don't want to get out of my property??? THEN DIE DIE DIE!!!{UP DOT IF THIS M A K E S SENCE!!!})

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2020-05-16T02:50:33+00:00

“You’ve been robbed by pegomastax! -13 stone”

Ehhh. Easy to get back.

“You’ve been robbed by pegomastax! - 21 meat”

Ah, stupid things.

“You’ve been robbed by pegomastax! -14 pulmonoscorpius kibble.”

OH WELL THEN YOU WANTED A BONE TO PICK YOU GET A BONE TO PICK GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE AS-

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2020-03-23T14:02:11+00:00

"Oh God he died in peace! What a tragic accident!"

-Naoedzombo after burning Mr Pego to death.

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2018-11-18T04:51:34+00:00

They steel everything even your own pets

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2018-02-03T19:24:16+00:00

My jerboa jumped off my shoulder to fight this and I swung my axe I killed my jerboa then this stole my memos and I tamed the monster that made me kill my jerboa.

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2017-12-22T08:19:05+00:00

They have the eyes of a criminal

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2019-12-16T01:57:55+00:00

The most annoying dino ever. It will steal your stuff and you have to chase it down. Plus it has more health than it should.

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2019-01-06T03:12:15+00:00

Me+pego =

🥩🍗🥓🍔

I loved the little man. Needs hot sauce...

Nah we got mc.donalds fries!!!!!!🍟🍟🍟🍟

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2019-01-05T06:03:08+00:00

This shit almost stole my BRAND NEW TERROR BIRD in a cryopod the one thing he stole those things are horrible

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2019-01-01T11:41:50+00:00

Keep your leg armor on or lose it.

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2019-01-01T11:38:44+00:00

You know what I do, BLOW EM UP with a rocket launcher.

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2018-12-30T23:05:30+00:00

Hey little guy oh sheet my stuff

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2018-12-21T03:41:49+00:00

I was encumbered with 100 metal ingots! And he took the entire stack from me!

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2018-11-30T21:38:20+00:00

One day in the stunken forest with forest tian in croy pod then this thing comes mugs me and stole the tain and my damd fishing rod 2 hours later a noob tames the pego 30 minutes later noob wipes

Me and become alpha

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2018-11-22T04:39:42+00:00

And you don’t know your beautiful :(

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2018-11-20T17:24:36+00:00

who thought this was a good idea

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2018-11-18T04:50:01+00:00

They steel you and sell you and then they repeat.