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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the pegomastax? Funny pegomastax jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -2 · Answer 1 · 2020-03-23T14:02:02+00:00

"Oh God he died in peace! What a tragic accident!"

-Naoedzombo after burning Mr Pego to death.

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2020-03-23T14:01:59+00:00

"Oh God he died in peace! What a tragic accident!"

-Naoedzombo after burning Mr Pego to death.

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2020-03-23T14:01:57+00:00

"Oh God he died in peace! What a tragic accident!"

-Naoedzombo after burning Mr Pego to death.

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2021-11-18T21:31:08+00:00

These little shits have no manners what so ever they took my stuff and lead me to a carno and I DIED!

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2021-11-15T21:10:10+00:00

Why do they live Why O Why They stole my unicorn 😭😭😭

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2021-10-18T13:04:54+00:00

if you see one of these things grab assault rifle and shoot them silly

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2021-08-09T17:45:00+00:00

at max level ut can steal a players credit card info.

at hacker level it can steal a players life

at god level it can steal ur girl.

at whatever tf this is level it can steal your "origional" roast

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2021-08-02T15:33:37+00:00

One time I was just sitting at my base and all of a sudden I was fighting a raptor with my repair resource and I had a summer I don’t know where I get robbed by a pig mats name your pet go back in the middle of battle so then I had to just name my pickle max take a max

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2021-07-24T17:05:43+00:00

Bruh… these comments are equal parts actually hilarious and dumb. If they still your ish just chase it down and kill them. Get it back. In mobile they’re only in dungeons. In PvP use as base defense. #AlphaBob

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2021-06-04T00:01:03+00:00

Wow I was lvl.1 when I got my self a pego

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2021-05-29T21:42:02+00:00

This little piece of crap shouldn’t need prime meat

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2021-04-30T20:44:52+00:00

Very friendly and approachable they are very nice and won’t take anything from you 🤗

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2021-04-16T11:06:18+00:00

Anyone else find themselves taming these dudes accidentally? I’ll have mejo in my 0 slot for another tame, next thing I know I’m naming another one of these little thieves.

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2021-03-15T20:14:23+00:00

Yo once I got roobed by one and I'm not sure what it took but let's just say I have that same one as a tame following me around everywhere up for if die confused u

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2022-06-19T00:43:48+00:00

I had one steal honey from the ground and my inventory at the same time.

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2022-05-25T20:50:30+00:00

Pego stole 5 fiber ( I was gonna drop it anyway )

Pego stole tek sloped roof ( ... Kinda useless )

Pego stole cryo with lvl 89 snow owl ( oh wel... AHHHH)

*Chases pego across map

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2022-01-31T19:46:51+00:00

Run just run one took my level 107 thylo

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2021-12-30T14:36:51+00:00

It is said that a perfect pego can take your life if you have a life

Ps get a life

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2021-11-28T17:31:59+00:00

In crystal isles I live on an island and I see one of these things (a few weeks ago one took my cryopoded dire wolf) so I tell him if any of his buddies come around here im gonna make there life a living h*ll so then I pulled out my MasterCraft pistol said "hail Hitler" and blew it brains out. 🐀🦖💥🧠🔫

score -3 · Answer 20 · 2018-06-30T15:06:57+00:00

One time I was just wandering the beach looking for a lystro to tame (so I had mejos in my hot bar) and just out of nowhere this thing comes running after me I start to wind up my spear to throw at it and once it took my berries it tamed so i apparently came home with two dinosaurs that day