Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the pegomastax? Funny pegomastax jokes submitted by ARK players.
Pego: put ur hands up or I take ur stuff me: .-. WTF your basically ichtyornis?! Pegs: uh oh... HOW U KNOW DAT!? Me: CASE U STEAL MY Phone pego: takes photo sends to all discord severs me :/ COME BaCK HERE BOI!!!!! Pego just took all ur amber you had 1000 now u have 0 me. >:OOOOOOOO U LITTLE THEF Lego gâcha ya b*ch HA me •_• give it back I give ya da berries pego: :O DID U SAY BERRIES?!!!!! Me: yes u did me gives all da berries to pego.. Lego just gave u 1000 amber your phone and ur money pego is ur friend
In crystal isles I live on an island and I see one of these things (a few weeks ago one took my cryopoded dire wolf) so I tell him if any of his buddies come around here im gonna make there life a living h*ll so then I pulled out my MasterCraft pistol said "hail Hitler" and blew it brains out. 🐀🦖💥🧠🔫