Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Pego: put ur hands up or I take ur stuff me: .-. WTF your basically…
Pego: put ur hands up or I take ur stuff me: .-. WTF your basically ichtyornis?! Pegs: uh oh... HOW U KNOW DAT!? Me: CASE U STEAL MY Phone pego: takes photo sends to all discord severs me :/ COME BaCK HERE BOI!!!!! Pego just took all ur amber you had 1000 now u have 0 me. >:OOOOOOOO U LITTLE THEF Lego gâcha ya b*ch HA me •_• give it back I give ya da berries pego: :O DID U SAY BERRIES?!!!!! Me: yes u did me gives all da berries to pego.. Lego just gave u 1000 amber your phone and ur money pego is ur friend
More Pegomastax Funny Tips
Tek alpha Pego(lvl 999) stole your metal sword
Why would a pego need that
Tek alpha Pego (lvl 999) stole black hide armor
Pego: I am ze Ninja~
Oh heck no give it back right now before I hit start slap you with my therizinosaurus
Tek alpha Pego (LVL 999) was killed by thickle thicken (therizinosaurus)
Pego has stolen ur berry collection
Ah, that’s alright. I can always plant more with my iguanadon-
Pego has stolen ur iguanadon
Uhm.. I didn’t know that was possible… I can always use anothr tame.
Pego has stolen ur tames
WTF I JUST TAMED MY VERY FIRST T REX
Pego has stolen armor
Whyyyyyyyy
Pego has stolen ur rifal
Wh- CHK BAM
ah, oh well. I always have my back up server-
Pego has stolen all back up servers
NO
Pego has stolen ark
YOU ******* IDIOT
Pego has stolen I phone 14 pro
MY LIFE-
Pego has stolen life savings
Pego has stolen credit card information
YOU LITTLE-
Pego has stolen secret snack stash
( going crazy) MY MEANING OF LIFFFEEEEEEEEEEEE
Pego has stolen meaning of life
Pego has stolen house
Pego has stolen family
Pego has stolen property
Pego has stolen family’s meanings of life
The nightmare will never end.
Pego has banned plastic bag from Pego tips
— plastic bag: WTF
Pego has stolen plastic bag’s ark
NOT AGAIN
Pegomastax’s be like
*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Aw man
*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: I’ll touch grass, let me get my keys
*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: I’M LOCKED INNNNNN
*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: Elly!
*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Billy, Bobby, no!
*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: No!
*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Man, I’m hungry
*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: How is this still going?!
*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: I’m thirsty
*You were killed*
Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these aren’t the Golden Gates
*You are now in Pegomastax land*
Player: ☠️☠️☠️☠️