Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Pego: put ur hands up or I take ur stuff me: .-. WTF your basically ichtyornis?! Pegs: uh oh... HOW U KNOW DAT!? Me: CASE U STEAL MY Phone pego: takes photo sends to all discord severs me :/ COME BaCK HERE BOI!!!!! Pego just took all ur amber you had 1000 now u have 0 me. >:OOOOOOOO U LITTLE THEF Lego gΓ’cha ya b*ch HA me β’_β’ give it back I give ya da berries pego: :O DID U SAY BERRIES?!!!!! Me: yes u did me gives all da berries to pego.. Lego just gave u 1000 amber your phone and ur money pego is ur friend
More Pegomastax Funny Tips
Some say the perfect pegomastax can steal credit card information
Look at that smile, the pegomastax is one of the most friendly creatures on the island, when wild he will even carry your items for you
Hide ur kids, hide ur wife, cuz the pegomastax will steal em both. If any loved ones or materials are taken, simply kill the pegomastax and it will drop all valuables back to you.
One ran out of nowhere and I screamed so hard thinking it was a raptor
Kill it. There ya go best tip on this page.
Pegomastaxβs be like
*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Aw man
*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Iβll touch grass, let me get my keys
*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: IβM LOCKED INNNNNN
*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: Elly!
*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Billy, Bobby, no!
*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: No!
*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Man, Iβm hungry
*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: How is this still going?!
*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Iβm thirsty
*You were killed*
Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these arenβt the Golden Gates
*You are now in Pegomastax land*
Player: β οΈβ οΈβ οΈβ οΈ
They don't care about weight, they will steal anything from you, that 70 pound windmill you have will be carried off into the horizon by a lvl 1 pego
Me: Got your nose!
Pego: And I got your wallet!
Also Pego: *Runs away laughing*
Me: *Still trying to process what the heck just happened*
This is how I think a pego pack encounter would go;
βA pegomastax stole your Level 261 wyvern egg!β
βA pegomastax stole your 2000 advanced rifle bullets!β
βA pegomastax stole your ascendant Assault rifle!β
βA pegomastax stole your Ascendant longneck rifle!β
βA pegomastax stole your 579 shocking tranq darts!β
βA pegomastax stole your 471 narcotics!β
βA pegomastax stole your credit card details!β
βA pegomastax stole your Level 1000000 happiness!β
βA pegomastax stole your Girlfriend!β
Up if you liked it!
Dilo:I'm the most annoying creature on ark.
Pego:hold my stolen beer