Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Pego: put ur hands up or I take ur stuff me: .-. WTF your basically ichtyornis?! Pegs: uh oh... HOW U KNOW DAT!? Me: CASE U STEAL MY Phone pego: takes photo sends to all discord severs me :/ COME BaCK HERE BOI!!!!! Pego just took all ur amber you had 1000 now u have 0 me. >:OOOOOOOO U LITTLE THEF Lego gâcha ya b*ch HA me •_• give it back I give ya da berries pego: :O DID U SAY BERRIES?!!!!! Me: yes u did me gives all da berries to pego.. Lego just gave u 1000 amber your phone and ur money pego is ur friend
More Pegomastax Funny Tips
Pegomastax’s be like
*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Aw man
*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: I’ll touch grass, let me get my keys
*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: I’M LOCKED INNNNNN
*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: Elly!
*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Billy, Bobby, no!
*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: No!
*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Man, I’m hungry
*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: How is this still going?!
*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: I’m thirsty
*You were killed*
Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these aren’t the Golden Gates
*You are now in Pegomastax land*
Player: ☠️☠️☠️☠️