Look at that smile, the pegomastax is one of the most friendly creatures on the island, when wild he will even carry your items for you

Hide ur kids, hide ur wife, cuz the pegomastax will steal em both. If any loved ones or materials are taken, simply kill the pegomastax and it will drop all valuables back to you.

Pickety pockety get the hell of my property

Pegomastax has stolen 15 wood.
I didn’t need that anyway.
Pegomastax has stolen 20 narcotics.
I can always make new ones.
Pegomastax has stolen Mastercraft Longneck Rifle.
OH GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE ....

Kill it. There ya go best tip on this page.

How to tame:
1. Get a shotgun
2. Shoot it squarely in the face
3. To finish the taming process, look at it's dead body and scream, "eat that you peice of shit!"

Me: walking through the forest on my direwolf
Me: gets off direwolf
Server: you have lost your mastercraft tek mosa saddle and your mastercraft tek Rex saddle
Me: what the heck, looks around
Pegamastax: runs away
when I found that bro I set him on fire and took my stuff back. Then I accidentally tamed one. Then I was like screw this I will KILLL THEM ALL

Like 9 year olds on fortnite, except the berries are credit cards

I dyed mine in a dark brown tone and gave him a gun, now he can rob gas stations for me.

Pego: Hey .
Me: Sup
Pego: Can I have some meat
Me: Sure
A Pegomastax stole your mastercraft fabricated sniper rifle

“You’ve been robbed by pegomastax! -13 stone”
Ehhh. Easy to get back.
“You’ve been robbed by pegomastax! - 21 meat”
Ah, stupid things.
“You’ve been robbed by pegomastax! -14 pulmonoscorpius kibble.”
OH WELL THEN YOU WANTED A BONE TO PICK YOU GET A BONE TO PICK GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE AS-

Can I... “borrow” your ascendant rifle?
I promise I’ll give it back!

Everyone’s gangsta until the “dilo” steals your tek rifle, giga egg and riot shield (they kinda look like dilos from a distance)

How to deal with any and all Pegos

1. Put a bullet in the Pego's head.

2. Devour and absorb it's ugly organs which are worth consuming.

3. Incinerate the body, never to be seen again.

4. Repeat.

They don't care about weight, they will steal anything from you, that 70 pound windmill you have will be carried off into the horizon by a lvl 1 pego

This creature also stole my virginity.

Ever tamed one of these by accident.

I made a metal ocean platform and one of these little demons come out of nowhere and steal it while I just put in my inventory I thought it was in it so I teleported the ocean biome and can’t find so I looked at the footage (I was recording )( not a big youtuber) and it said metal ocean platform removed .then I deleted my save and friiiiiiiickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk! Fffrriiccckkk yyyoooouuuu dddddeeeeemmmmonns till this day I kill every single pego demon

you have been robbed of 50 tranq darts give it
you have been robbed of acendant gear give it
you have been robbed of mastercraft rocket launcher
NOW THAT I MIGHT NEED FOR GIGA DESTROYING

He took my ascended long neck rifle