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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the pegomastax? Funny pegomastax jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1 · Answer 1 · 2021-01-17T00:55:02+00:00

These little shits stole a 123 and 150 gigantopithecus so sad

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2021-01-17T13:25:30+00:00

Me: Walking around not wanting to tame anything and gathering food
My screen: You have tamed a pego

score 1921 · Answer 3 · 2017-01-17T00:18:38+00:00

Look at that smile, the pegomastax is one of the most friendly creatures on the island, when wild he will even carry your items for you

score 1288 · Answer 4 · 2016-12-29T19:51:19+00:00

Hide ur kids, hide ur wife, cuz the pegomastax will steal em both. If any loved ones or materials are taken, simply kill the pegomastax and it will drop all valuables back to you.

score 4 · Answer 5 · 2021-01-08T16:52:24+00:00

How to kill a pego
Step 1:get a master craft long neck
Step 2:aim your gun
Step 3:FIRE
Step 4:get a giga to loot the body just in case it’s still alive
Step 5:play crab rave

score 7 · Answer 6 · 2021-01-02T04:49:54+00:00

Me:has a giga egg
Pego:see’s it
Me:don’t u dare
Pego:hippity hoppity ur giga egg is now my property
Me:FLIP!

score 847 · Answer 7 · 2017-01-04T03:31:32+00:00

Kill it. There ya go best tip on this page.

score 9 · Answer 8 · 2020-12-24T01:49:02+00:00

SWIPER NO SWIPING SWIPER NO SWIPING (Dora reference if you didn’t have a childhood like me)

score 22 · Answer 9 · 2020-11-18T20:58:28+00:00

Dilo:I'm the most annoying creature on ark.
Pego:hold my stolen beer

score 13 · Answer 10 · 2020-12-06T03:02:20+00:00

Me:yay I finally crafted the blueprint of a shotgun
Pego: oooooo good stuff
The moment you realized you messed up
Pego:thank you for the gun
Me:nooooooo
You were killed by a pegomastax holding a gun level100000000000

score 7 · Answer 11 · 2020-12-24T01:51:44+00:00

Okay please tell me how can a small creature have the enough strength and power to take a BOHEMETH GATEWAY and put it in a sack and run off as if it’s no ones business looking like me when I get food from the kitchen at 3am

score 6 · Answer 12 · 2020-12-23T04:21:54+00:00

Hippity hoppity, your stuff is now my property

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2021-01-03T04:16:41+00:00

Whould you rather be targeted by one of these or icthyornis

score 13 · Answer 14 · 2020-11-26T02:18:11+00:00

How to spot from distance: Yell; "AYO I GOT RARE ITEMS" and they all come running at you!

score 382 · Answer 15 · 2017-07-29T14:49:32+00:00

I dyed mine in a dark brown tone and gave him a gun, now he can rob gas stations for me.

score 8 · Answer 16 · 2020-12-06T02:07:35+00:00

Once this little critter jumped at me and tamed itself! I was so confused

score 8 · Answer 17 · 2020-12-05T03:11:25+00:00

Normal ppl:
Ew

Me:
Awe

Also me:
Behold my 5 pegos on single player

score 72 · Answer 18 · 2020-04-02T13:13:57+00:00

Pegomastax has stolen 15 wood.
I didn’t need that anyway.
Pegomastax has stolen 20 narcotics.
I can always make new ones.
Pegomastax has stolen Mastercraft Longneck Rifle.
OH GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE ....

score 57 · Answer 19 · 2020-04-29T13:42:12+00:00

Pickety pockety get the hell of my property

score 284 · Answer 20 · 2017-06-26T18:23:35+00:00

They don't care about weight, they will steal anything from you, that 70 pound windmill you have will be carried off into the horizon by a lvl 1 pego