Me: has my level 225 Cryopoded giga.

Pego: and I took that

Look at that smile, the pegomastax is one of the most friendly creatures on the island, when wild he will even carry your items for you

Hide ur kids, hide ur wife, cuz the pegomastax will steal em both. If any loved ones or materials are taken, simply kill the pegomastax and it will drop all valuables back to you.

Kill it. There ya go best tip on this page.

WANTED DINO: Dr.Pegomascrack. Normal crimes: Stealing guns for his comply army to fire, as well as stealing ammo unnoticed. Worst Crime: On Ragranok, Someone that just got out of the ice cave, was only on 5 hp, and whose fingers were bleeding raw from pulling rocket launcher triggers. he was exhausted, and was delighted he got the artifact of the pack, but then Dr.Pegomascrack stole something. It was the artifact! He was chased, but he got away and used it as ichthyornis bait, so he could get his compy army to practice shooting flying targets.

Pegomastax: haha! a longneck rifle! I’ve even stolen ammo for it! and it’s ascendant! Human: Are you kidding me? Ichthyornis: OH HI MR PEGO IMA NEED THAT. Human: NOOOOOO!! Pegomastax: NOT THOSE SATAN BIRDS AGAIN! Ichthyornis: I’m not gonna eat it. Human: phew. Pegomastax: Ummmm… Ok? Ichthyornis: IM GOING TO… Pegomastax: I’d say I’d better run.. *leaves* Human: When are you going to giv- BANG! Server: A Human was killed by a Ichthyornis - Lvl 17!

A wild pegomastax has stolen 24 rotten meat. "Meh"

A wild pegomastax has stolen 4 narcotics. "Uhm... meh"

A wild pegomastax has stolen mastercraft longneck rifle. "GIVE IT BACK YOU LITTLE SHIT!"

This is how I think a pego pack encounter would go;

“A pegomastax stole your Level 261 wyvern egg!”

“A pegomastax stole your 2000 advanced rifle bullets!”

“A pegomastax stole your ascendant Assault rifle!”

“A pegomastax stole your Ascendant longneck rifle!”

“A pegomastax stole your 579 shocking tranq darts!”

“A pegomastax stole your 471 narcotics!”

“A pegomastax stole your credit card details!”

“A pegomastax stole your Level 1000000 happiness!”

“A pegomastax stole your Girlfriend!”

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I dyed mine in a dark brown tone and gave him a gun, now he can rob gas stations for me.

Dilo:I'm the most annoying creature on ark.

Pego:hold my stolen beer

They don't care about weight, they will steal anything from you, that 70 pound windmill you have will be carried off into the horizon by a lvl 1 pego

PLS STOP STEALING MY ITENS I HATE YOU BECAUSE OF THIS

I see so many people saying how hard it is to tame these and saying they lost hundreds of berries. I got a decently high level though purely by accident. All it stole was 78 wood.

The story of how I got my life on ark got ruined. As I was taming one of those THINGS, it stole 2 of my cryopods (lvl 248 giga, and lvl 176 argy) and I thought nothing of as I decided to kill the lowly basterd, but I ran out of view. And by the time I caught up to it poof it de-spawned… bye bye 20+ hours of breeding and lvling… oh and those were my tribe mates Dino’s he let me borrow. Good bye tribe (I got booted) so then I went back to only grinding on single player and not dealing with F***ING PEGOMASTIX. Up point if this made u laugh.

“hippity hoppity your ascendant gear is now my property”

Pegomastax has stolen 15 wood.

I didn’t need that anyway.

Pegomastax has stolen 20 narcotics.

I can always make new ones.

Pegomastax has stolen Mastercraft Longneck Rifle.

OH GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE ....

These things would suck IRL

First)they would steal your credit cards

Second)when you go to McDonald’s they gonna steal your happy meal

Last)idk what to put here

They want to steal your lunch money, run to mum!!

I SMELL PENNIES

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Pickety pockety get the hell of my property