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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the pegomastax? Funny pegomastax jokes submitted by ARK players.
These little shits stole a 123 and 150 gigantopithecus so sad
Me: Walking around not wanting to tame anything and gathering food
My screen: You have tamed a pego
My screen: You have tamed a pego
Look at that smile, the pegomastax is one of the most friendly creatures on the island, when wild he will even carry your items for you
Hide ur kids, hide ur wife, cuz the pegomastax will steal em both. If any loved ones or materials are taken, simply kill the pegomastax and it will drop all valuables back to you.
How to kill a pego
Step 1:get a master craft long neck
Step 2:aim your gun
Step 3:FIRE
Step 4:get a giga to loot the body just in case itβs still alive
Step 5:play crab rave
Step 1:get a master craft long neck
Step 2:aim your gun
Step 3:FIRE
Step 4:get a giga to loot the body just in case itβs still alive
Step 5:play crab rave
Me:has a giga egg
Pego:seeβs it
Me:donβt u dare
Pego:hippity hoppity ur giga egg is now my property
Me:FLIP!
Pego:seeβs it
Me:donβt u dare
Pego:hippity hoppity ur giga egg is now my property
Me:FLIP!
Kill it. There ya go best tip on this page.
SWIPER NO SWIPING SWIPER NO SWIPING (Dora reference if you didnβt have a childhood like me)
Dilo:I'm the most annoying creature on ark.
Pego:hold my stolen beer
Pego:hold my stolen beer
Me:yay I finally crafted the blueprint of a shotgun
Pego: oooooo good stuff
The moment you realized you messed up
Pego:thank you for the gun
Me:nooooooo
You were killed by a pegomastax holding a gun level100000000000
Pego: oooooo good stuff
The moment you realized you messed up
Pego:thank you for the gun
Me:nooooooo
You were killed by a pegomastax holding a gun level100000000000
Okay please tell me how can a small creature have the enough strength and power to take a BOHEMETH GATEWAY and put it in a sack and run off as if itβs no ones business looking like me when I get food from the kitchen at 3am
Hippity hoppity, your stuff is now my property
Whould you rather be targeted by one of these or icthyornis
How to spot from distance: Yell; "AYO I GOT RARE ITEMS" and they all come running at you!
I dyed mine in a dark brown tone and gave him a gun, now he can rob gas stations for me.
Once this little critter jumped at me and tamed itself! I was so confused
Normal ppl:
Ew
Me:
Awe
Also me:
Behold my 5 pegos on single player
Ew
Me:
Awe
Also me:
Behold my 5 pegos on single player
Pegomastax has stolen 15 wood.
I didnβt need that anyway.
Pegomastax has stolen 20 narcotics.
I can always make new ones.
Pegomastax has stolen Mastercraft Longneck Rifle.
OH GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE ....
I didnβt need that anyway.
Pegomastax has stolen 20 narcotics.
I can always make new ones.
Pegomastax has stolen Mastercraft Longneck Rifle.
OH GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE ....
Pickety pockety get the hell of my property
They don't care about weight, they will steal anything from you, that 70 pound windmill you have will be carried off into the horizon by a lvl 1 pego