APD: It's Ark Police Department,How can i help you sir.
Me: Someone stole my crossbow.
APD:Did you saw him sir?
Me:yes,he looks like brown mutant lizard or something.
APD:OH! NO! WUT DA HELL! is this going on in this island it's fcking 67th complain against this mutant lizard.
I couldn’t finding them in mobile or i just scared them off cuz i always bring a Trex , 2 Carnos , 2 Sarcos , 3 Kaprosucus and alot of Raptors during exploration (cuz there a rumor that its like to steals people stuffs)
I run into these guys ALOT. Normally I ignore them, but one stole my meat and I lost it?. A few days later I'm exploring and run into a raptor and run to the rock just off shore. I escaped to find a new horror, one of these guys was in the rock! I killed it, looked in its inventory, and find, you guessed it my meat?.
i was making a lot of forges to smelt the metal for an industrial forge and as i went to place the first one one of these little shits steals 15 refineing forges and after i replaced them i kill a pego and it had the forges on it and i just gave up and quit for a few days
Me:walking back to base after hunting
Pego:heehee I steal le foods and le other crap
Me:uh ok.drops something
Pego:...nah man I gotta steal from ya.
Pego:lol never mind I'll just take your quetz egg that took forever to get and leave.
Me:AW HELL NAW!GIMMIE GIMMIE!GRRRRR LIL####
Lvl 6 pegomastax was killed by meme lover