Dodo, where’s my super suit and rifle?

Look at that smile, the pegomastax is one of the most friendly creatures on the island, when wild he will even carry your items for you

Hide ur kids, hide ur wife, cuz the pegomastax will steal em both. If any loved ones or materials are taken, simply kill the pegomastax and it will drop all valuables back to you.

Once I was making a bear trap in my invotory and randomly a pegomastics just came up to me and just stared at me I was like awww it’s a cute... then my bear trap finished and so it immediately took it and ran I was left thinking how I’ve been finally scammed once in my life

I found my sister in Ark!

Kill it. There ya go best tip on this page.

Pickety pockety get the hell of my property

The Pegomastax is a legendary creature of god... He is more powerfull than your lvl 300 100% imprinted 3k melee managarmr. He can literally eat gas metal tools even other Dino’s, stay away from this evil mastermind

This MF stole my journeyman sword

Pegomastax has stolen 15 wood.
I didn’t need that anyway.
Pegomastax has stolen 20 narcotics.
I can always make new ones.
Pegomastax has stolen Mastercraft Longneck Rifle.
OH GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE ....

This mailbox is mine.
And this trigonal sign.

IT STOLE MY WEAPON!!!! AND I DID WAS FORCED TO FIGHT A RAPTOR BARE HANDED NOT EVEN A MINUTE LATER!!!

I dyed mine in a dark brown tone and gave him a gun, now he can rob gas stations for me.

How to tame:
1. Get a shotgun
2. Shoot it squarely in the face
3. To finish the taming process, look at it's dead body and scream, "eat that you peice of shit!"

Pegomastax: can i see ur credit card?
Me:sure
Later that day.............
Bank:u owe us 999999999999999999999999999999+

Me:Oh hello there aren’t you cute
Pegomastax:Hello can I take your stuff
Me:What the hell my tek armor is gone
Mind:What the hell why is he putting it on
Pegomatax:Oh I got your rocket launcher oops bye bye :D
Me: -_- I that little ##%!%#

Me:walking around looking for an ugly or a trike or any herbivore
Every pego:MY BERRIES
Me:loses all my berries for some stupid pegos that are useless

They don't care about weight, they will steal anything from you, that 70 pound windmill you have will be carried off into the horizon by a lvl 1 pego

Like 9 year olds on fortnite, except the berries are credit cards

No one wants 380 pegomasix for Wyvern eggs