Finally, a kind of sloth so I can tame up the ice age characters, got Manny, got Diego, and now I have Sid

This thing slaps harder than my dad.

I'm starting a protest. I think that all megatheriums should have a chair for when they sit down.

Sorry Mr. Anteater, but you can't have these ants. These are my only ants. They are my only friends.

It's part of the sloth family he said... it'll be fine he said... I shot it... part of the sloth family my as

Normal ppl:

Stop bugging me

Megatheriums:

Pls bug me

If you get in it’s way, it will slap you all the way from the island to valguero

I watched one slap a damn rex once.

THE REX DIED ON IMPACT!

THE FORCE OF THE SLAP MOVED THE REX COMPLETELY OUT OF ITS WAY!

If you would like to tame this follow these instructions. 1. Grab a fabricated pistol. 2.Put that weapon to your head. 3. Pull the trigger because this is basically Arks version of hulk.

Ant eater + Sloth + Polar bear = The Majestic Megatherium

Tame one paint it red then name it elmo and then upgrade its damage and kill everyone on the surver

This is my dad when I scream at 3 am

Got a GREEN 150 perfect tamed with high melee during the summer bash event. Named him Grinch. He's about as strong as Jim Careys acting.

Pretty much what would happened if you could cross breed dinos in ark but you only had Bigfoot and a calicorithium

Me: Killing bugs because they’re annoying

Megatherium: Hippity Hoppity your Chitin is my property

He fisted me and died. Don't be me.

Megatherium: Finally! A worthy Opponent!

Rhyniognatha: *confused buzzing*

I wanted to kill an archaeopteryx so I hit it and it went in a tree, the archy laughed and taunted me so my megatherium simply demolished the tree, killing the archy.

Not many people play on mobile because all the actually important creatures A do not spawn or B only spawn in dungeons, people play because they must have no other way to play ark

It becomes a cracked out sloth when a bug is near!!!