This thing slaps harder than my dad.

Sorry Mr. Anteater, but you can't have these ants. These are my only ants. They are my only friends.

I'm starting a protest. I think that all megatheriums should have a chair for when they sit down.

It's part of the sloth family he said... it'll be fine he said... I shot it... part of the sloth family my as

Normal ppl:

Stop bugging me

Megatheriums:

Pls bug me

If you get in it’s way, it will slap you all the way from the island to valguero

If you would like to tame this follow these instructions. 1. Grab a fabricated pistol. 2.Put that weapon to your head. 3. Pull the trigger because this is basically Arks version of hulk.

This is my dad when I scream at 3 am

Ant eater + Sloth + Polar bear = The Majestic Megatherium