Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies
If you would like to tame this follow these instructions. 1. Grab a fabricated pistol. 2.Put that weapon to your head. 3. Pull the trigger because this is basically Arks version of hulk.
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Real men tame these fluffy bois with mejoberry
This thing slaps harder than my dad.
Sorry Mr. Anteater, but you can't have these ants. These are my only ants. They are my only friends.
I'm starting a protest. I think that all megatheriums should have a chair for when they sit down.
Normal ppl:
Stop bugging me
Megatheriums:
Pls bug me
It's part of the sloth family he said... it'll be fine he said... I shot it... part of the sloth family my as
The literal 1punch monkyβπΌππΌ
He protec
He attac
But most importantly⦠he on crack
If you get in itβs way, it will slap you all the way from the island to valguero
If you get in itβs way, it will slap you all the way from the island to valguero