Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies
If you would like to tame this follow these instructions. 1. Grab a fabricated pistol. 2.Put that weapon to your head. 3. Pull the trigger because this is basically Arks version of hulk.
More Megatherium Funny Tips
This thing slaps harder than my dad.
Is this a cow version of king Kong?
Sorry Mr. Anteater, but you can't have these ants. These are my only ants. They are my only friends.
Normal ppl:
Stop bugging me
Megatheriums:
Pls bug me
Stop bugging me
Megatheriums:
Pls bug me
I'm starting a protest. I think that all megatheriums should have a chair for when they sit down.
Got a GREEN 150 perfect tamed with high melee during the summer bash event. Named him Grinch. He's about as strong as Jim Careys acting.
If you get in itβs way, it will slap you all the way from the island to valguero
Megatherium emotion support at your service
It's part of the sloth family he said... it'll be fine he said... I shot it... part of the sloth family my as
They slap like a huge ass during sex
