This thing slaps harder than my dad.

Sorry Mr. Anteater, but you can't have these ants. These are my only ants. They are my only friends.

Normal ppl:
Stop bugging me
Megatheriums:
Pls bug me

I'm starting a protest. I think that all megatheriums should have a chair for when they sit down.

Got a GREEN 150 perfect tamed with high melee during the summer bash event. Named him Grinch. He's about as strong as Jim Careys acting.

Is this a cow version of king Kong?

If you get in it’s way, it will slap you all the way from the island to valguero

It's part of the sloth family he said... it'll be fine he said... I shot it... part of the sloth family my as

Megatherium emotion support at your service

I decided to tame one and he made me his b***h...I am now stuck worshipping Sid the sloth..I do his bidding and he prefers more than 1 mate...