Finally, a kind of sloth so I can tame up the ice age characters, got Manny, got Diego, and now I have Sid

This thing slaps harder than my dad.

I'm starting a protest. I think that all megatheriums should have a chair for when they sit down.

Sorry Mr. Anteater, but you can't have these ants. These are my only ants. They are my only friends.

It's part of the sloth family he said... it'll be fine he said... I shot it... part of the sloth family my as

Normal ppl:

Stop bugging me

Megatheriums:

Pls bug me

If you get in it’s way, it will slap you all the way from the island to valguero

Tame one paint it red then name it elmo and then upgrade its damage and kill everyone on the surver

Real men tame a 250 with fist and cooked meat

I watched one slap a damn rex once.

THE REX DIED ON IMPACT!

THE FORCE OF THE SLAP MOVED THE REX COMPLETELY OUT OF ITS WAY!