Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Tips & Strategies

It becomes a cracked out sloth when a bug is near!!!
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Tame one paint it red then name it elmo and then upgrade its damage and kill everyone on the surver
This thing slaps harder than my dad.
Sorry Mr. Anteater, but you can't have these ants. These are my only ants. They are my only friends.
I'm starting a protest. I think that all megatheriums should have a chair for when they sit down.
I got in its way and then I was on Ragnarok
It's part of the sloth family he said... it'll be fine he said... I shot it... part of the sloth family my as
Normal ppl:
Stop bugging me
Megatheriums:
Pls bug me
HOW MUCH BEER DID THE CHALICO DRINK?!
If you get in itβs way, it will slap you all the way from the island to valguero
I watched one slap a damn rex once.
THE REX DIED ON IMPACT!
THE FORCE OF THE SLAP MOVED THE REX COMPLETELY OUT OF ITS WAY!