Sorry Mr. Anteater, but you can't have these ants. These are my only ants. They are my only friends.

I'm starting a protest. I think that all megatheriums should have a chair for when they sit down.

The literal 1punch monky✊🏼👍🏼

Normal ppl:

Stop bugging me

Megatheriums:

Pls bug me

It's part of the sloth family he said... it'll be fine he said... I shot it... part of the sloth family my as

If you get in it’s way, it will slap you all the way from the island to valguero

Me: Killing bugs because they’re annoying

Megatherium: Hippity Hoppity your Chitin is my property

This is my dad when I scream at 3 am

This is my dad when I scream at 3 am