I wanted to kill an archaeopteryx so I hit it and it went in a tree, the archy laughed and taunted me so my megatherium simply demolished the tree, killing the archy.

Sorry Mr. Anteater, but you can't have these ants. These are my only ants. They are my only friends.

I'm starting a protest. I think that all megatheriums should have a chair for when they sit down.

It's part of the sloth family he said... it'll be fine he said... I shot it... part of the sloth family my as