If you get in it’s way, it will slap you all the way from the island to valguero
This thing slaps harder than my dad.
Sorry Mr. Anteater, but you can't have these ants. These are my only ants. They are my only friends.
I'm starting a protest. I think that all megatheriums should have a chair for when they sit down.
Normal ppl:
Stop bugging me
Megatheriums:
Pls bug me
It's part of the sloth family he said... it'll be fine he said... I shot it... part of the sloth family my as
Me: Killing bugs because they’re annoying
Megatherium: Hippity Hoppity your Chitin is my property
This is my dad when I scream at 3 am
I watched one slap a damn rex once.
THE REX DIED ON IMPACT!
THE FORCE OF THE SLAP MOVED THE REX COMPLETELY OUT OF ITS WAY!
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
