Finally, a kind of sloth so I can tame up the ice age characters, got Manny, got Diego, and now I have Sid

This thing slaps harder than my dad.

Sorry Mr. Anteater, but you can't have these ants. These are my only ants. They are my only friends.

When I meet one of these for the first time, it was a little

s*** head and killed me thrice and my diplo did NOTHING

It's part of the sloth family he said... it'll be fine he said... I shot it... part of the sloth family my as

Normal ppl:

Stop bugging me

Megatheriums:

Pls bug me

If you get in it’s way, it will slap you all the way from the island to valguero

Megatherium: Finally! A worthy Opponent!

Rhyniognatha: *confused buzzing*

I watched one slap a damn rex once.

THE REX DIED ON IMPACT!

THE FORCE OF THE SLAP MOVED THE REX COMPLETELY OUT OF ITS WAY!