This thing slaps harder than my dad.

Umm is this thing rare?

Bruh I needed to add more words XD

Sorry Mr. Anteater, but you can't have these ants. These are my only ants. They are my only friends.

I'm starting a protest. I think that all megatheriums should have a chair for when they sit down.

Normal ppl:

Stop bugging me

Megatheriums:

Pls bug me

Me: Killing bugs because they’re annoying

Megatherium: Hippity Hoppity your Chitin is my property

This is my dad when I scream at 3 am

It's part of the sloth family he said... it'll be fine he said... I shot it... part of the sloth family my as

If you get in it’s way, it will slap you all the way from the island to valguero

If you get in it’s way, it will slap you all the way from the island to valguero