Sorry Mr. Anteater, but you can't have these ants. These are my only ants. They are my only friends.
This thing slaps harder than my dad.
I'm starting a protest. I think that all megatheriums should have a chair for when they sit down.
Stop bugging me
Pls bug me
It's part of the sloth family he said... it'll be fine he said... I shot it... part of the sloth family my as
If you get in it’s way, it will slap you all the way from the island to valguero
Me: Killing bugs because they’re annoying
Megatherium: Hippity Hoppity your Chitin is my property
This is my dad when I scream at 3 am
I watched one slap a damn rex once.
THE REX DIED ON IMPACT!
THE FORCE OF THE SLAP MOVED THE REX COMPLETELY OUT OF ITS WAY!