I wanted to kill an archaeopteryx so I hit it and it went in a tree, the archy laughed and taunted me so my megatherium simply demolished the tree, killing the archy.
This thing slaps harder than my dad.
Sorry Mr. Anteater, but you can't have these ants. These are my only ants. They are my only friends.
I'm starting a protest. I think that all megatheriums should have a chair for when they sit down.
Umm is this thing rare?
Bruh I needed to add more words XD
Stop bugging me
Pls bug me
Me: Killing bugs because they’re annoying
Megatherium: Hippity Hoppity your Chitin is my property
It's part of the sloth family he said... it'll be fine he said... I shot it... part of the sloth family my as
If you get in it’s way, it will slap you all the way from the island to valguero
This is my dad when I scream at 3 am