What are some funny jokes or stories about the megatherium? Funny megatherium jokes submitted by ARK players.
Finally, a kind of sloth so I can tame up the ice age characters, got Manny, got Diego, and now I have Sid
This thing slaps harder than my dad.
I'm starting a protest. I think that all megatheriums should have a chair for when they sit down.
Sorry Mr. Anteater, but you can't have these ants. These are my only ants. They are my only friends.
When yous see this run, it is immoral sloth will kill you and your 30 ob
It's part of the sloth family he said... it'll be fine he said... I shot it... part of the sloth family my as
Stop bugging me
Pls bug me
If you get in it’s way, it will slap you all the way from the island to valguero
Tame one paint it red then name it elmo and then upgrade its damage and kill everyone on the surver
I watched one slap a damn rex once.
THE REX DIED ON IMPACT!
THE FORCE OF THE SLAP MOVED THE REX COMPLETELY OUT OF ITS WAY!
If you would like to tame this follow these instructions. 1. Grab a fabricated pistol. 2.Put that weapon to your head. 3. Pull the trigger because this is basically Arks version of hulk.
Ant eater + Sloth + Polar bear = The Majestic Megatherium
I got a female hot pink one of these and named her “Tony The Destroyer”
I have no regrets
This is my dad when I scream at 3 am
Got a GREEN 150 perfect tamed with high melee during the summer bash event. Named him Grinch. He's about as strong as Jim Careys acting.
Real men tame a 250 with fist and cooked meat
They left without me. They do this every year. Why? Doesn’t anyone love me? Is there nobody who cares about Sid the Sloth?
Not many people play on mobile because all the actually important creatures A do not spawn or B only spawn in dungeons, people play because they must have no other way to play ark
Me: Killing bugs because they’re annoying
Megatherium: Hippity Hoppity your Chitin is my property
The direbear and the chal were more then friends…😳