What are some funny jokes or stories about the megatherium? Funny megatherium jokes submitted by ARK players.
This thing slaps harder than my dad.
Sorry Mr. Anteater, but you can't have these ants. These are my only ants. They are my only friends.
Real men tame these fluffy bois with mejoberry
I'm starting a protest. I think that all megatheriums should have a chair for when they sit down.
Stop bugging me
Pls bug me
It's part of the sloth family he said... it'll be fine he said... I shot it... part of the sloth family my as
If you get in it’s way, it will slap you all the way from the island to valguero
The literal 1punch monky✊🏼👍🏼
But most importantly… he on crack
Me: Killing bugs because they’re annoying
Megatherium: Hippity Hoppity your Chitin is my property
This is my dad when I scream at 3 am
I watched one slap a damn rex once.
THE REX DIED ON IMPACT!
THE FORCE OF THE SLAP MOVED THE REX COMPLETELY OUT OF ITS WAY!
If you would like to tame this follow these instructions. 1. Grab a fabricated pistol. 2.Put that weapon to your head. 3. Pull the trigger because this is basically Arks version of hulk.
Got a GREEN 150 perfect tamed with high melee during the summer bash event. Named him Grinch. He's about as strong as Jim Careys acting.
Ant eater + Sloth + Polar bear = The Majestic Megatherium
I decided to tame one and he made me his b***h...I am now stuck worshipping Sid the sloth..I do his bidding and he prefers more than 1 mate...
I wanted to kill an archaeopteryx so I hit it and it went in a tree, the archy laughed and taunted me so my megatherium simply demolished the tree, killing the archy.
Your gacha is evolving....!
W o r d s
Sleep on its belly they said..its a snorlax they said..you can cryropod it they said....(Snorlax used Pulverising Pancake!) Me: Oh shi-