I Coyote Peterson and I'm about to face a bite zone from the Meg.
I was swimming in the water and suddenly OH SH*T LIKE 4 MEGS OUT OF NOWHERE thank god for the fact they were disemboweling a Poor Itchy 1 equals one vote of the brave Itchy who saved my life
You:*puts 1 toe into the water*
Every meg in a 1000km radius:👁👄👁
Me:puts one foot in water*
*50 megalodons jump out of water*
"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."
After rewatching megs jason statham i must say, ark megs are pretty cute
A stronk guy that 1shot my da baby dodo
Freind: oh look! A dolphin
*Freind was killed by 'dolphin' 🤣🤣😂😂
Go for a swim they said , it'll be fun they said
"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever