I have a meg that is close to land and stuck but when i try to move him his stuck so i named him land meg

Bro needs to lay low on the calories

Does anyone else think when a meg is chasing you, the jaws music should play instead of the ARK theme?

You:*puts 1 toe into the water*

Every meg in a 1000km radius:👁👄👁

"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."

Nobody gonna mention the pic tho? Why a meg got a watch on?🤣

So I was on my level 150 Barryonx named Barry and out of nowhere a level 200 Megalodon pops up and says hello and 2 shots Barry R.I.P Barry 👍 for Barry please

"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever

I was swimming in the water and suddenly OH SH*T LIKE 4 MEGS OUT OF NOWHERE thank god for the fact they were disemboweling a Poor Itchy 1 equals one vote of the brave Itchy who saved my life