I was swimming in the water and suddenly OH SH*T LIKE 4 MEGS OUT OF NOWHERE thank god for the fact they were disemboweling a Poor Itchy 1 equals one vote of the brave Itchy who saved my life

A stronk guy that 1shot my da baby dodo

You:*puts 1 toe into the water*

Every meg in a 1000km radius:👁👄👁

After rewatching megs jason statham i must say, ark megs are pretty cute

"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."

Freind: oh look! A dolphin

Me: *sigh

*Freind was killed by 'dolphin' 🤣🤣😂😂

Go for a swim they said , it'll be fun they said

"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever

Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya

Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya