Ark players:*dips toe in water*
Every MEGALODON in a 1000000000000radius:MEaTs BaCK oN tHE mENu BoYS
You:*puts 1 toe into the water*
Every meg in a 1000km radius:👁👄👁
Why is this thing under the category "fast creatures" they are soooo slow😭😂🤦🏽♂️
"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."
Currently typing this in the middle of the ocean surrounded by lvl 150 megs Ark gods pls help me.
if you see a meg, close the iron doors
I chased a Dino into the water then...like 100000000000 megalodons jump up and like ate him😱🤯
Freind: oh look! A dolphin
*Freind was killed by 'dolphin' 🤣🤣😂😂
Go for a swim they said , it'll be fun they said