You:*puts 1 toe into the water*

Every meg in a 1000km radius:👁👄👁

Why is this thing under the category "fast creatures" they are soooo slow😭😂🤦🏽‍♂️

"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."

Currently typing this in the middle of the ocean surrounded by lvl 150 megs Ark gods pls help me.

if you see a meg, close the iron doors

I chased a Dino into the water then...like 100000000000 megalodons jump up and like ate him😱🤯

Freind: oh look! A dolphin

Me: *sigh

*Freind was killed by 'dolphin' 🤣🤣😂😂

Go for a swim they said , it'll be fun they said

Go for a swim they said , it'll be fun they said