"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."

You:*puts 1 toe into the water*

Every meg in a 1000km radius:👁👄👁

They are friendly. I'm sure he just wants a hug.

"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever

Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya

Freind: oh look! A dolphin

Me: *sigh

*Freind was killed by 'dolphin' 🤣🤣😂😂

So I was on my level 150 Barryonx named Barry and out of nowhere a level 200 Megalodon pops up and says hello and 2 shots Barry R.I.P Barry 👍 for Barry please

"HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON?"

(Copyright disney finding nemo)

I was swimming in the water and suddenly OH SH*T LIKE 4 MEGS OUT OF NOWHERE thank god for the fact they were disemboweling a Poor Itchy 1 equals one vote of the brave Itchy who saved my life

Go for a swim they said , it'll be fun they said