We are gonna need a bigger raft
Megalodon

Jokes and funny moments about the Megalodon from ARK players.
Me: *talking to my tribe* I’m going to get some oil from the ocean I’ll be back soon.
The megladons when I enter the water: looks like dinner is served...
Chat: guy trying to get oil was killed by a megladon
The reset of my tribe: we shall all ready our weapons... AND…
Me: *talking to my tribe* I’m going to get some oil from the ocean I’ll be back soon.
The megladons when I enter the water: looks like dinner is served...
Chat: guy trying to get oil was killed by a megladon
The reset of my tribe: we shall all ready our weapons... AND RAGE WAR ON THE MEGlADONS!
This is how you find megalodons, put a single toe in the water and ur guaranteed to find at least 1 :]
All they want is a big salty kiss.Not much fish in the sea after all.
I made mine a saddle then ran into an aquatic beast. I was at the deepest point of ark and had a life vest just in case I ran into this exact scenario. I let go and started to float. Still floating.
— plastic bag
Me:puts toe in water
Meg from literally halfway ac👁👄👁
Not this picture why do you do that
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
A meg found you,
Your tames are gone too.
why does raw meat work better than fish meat it is a shark
The megalodon is not a megalodon its just slightly bigger than the great white
How to know ARK is complete BS in some cases for starters. This thing literally is in the rivers 24 seven which it should not be since last time I checked it’s bigger than a T-Rex but at the same time it looks like a normal great white so logic ain’t logic.
I haven’t hated many animals as much as this one. I’m just gunna slap it with.
DISTASTEFUL
Around the red obelisk, a random dead megalodon came flying out of the water ragdolling into my face making me get jumpscared. i got scared that something else killed it like a spino so i ditched it, (not before getting prime meat and the teeth.)
Kill any megalodon you see! They killed my level 300 velonasaur on gen 2. I was in S.U.M.P transporting my velonasuar with a cryo when 50 sharks with atleast 5 alphas rushed along with a alpha mosa and tuso. UP in honor of Spindles(My Velonasaur)
Me: come on Destiny! Let's get silica pearls! (Destiny is my lvl 167 basilo)
Destiny:OK
Me: *gets on basilo*
Me and Destiny: *goes to bottom of sea*
Lvl 150 alpha meg: come on boys let's get em'
All other megs: hurrah!
Me: well ... that is a lot of…
Me: come on Destiny! Let's get silica pearls! (Destiny is my lvl 167 basilo)
Destiny:OK
Me: *gets on basilo*
Me and Destiny: *goes to bottom of sea*
Lvl 150 alpha meg: come on boys let's get em'
All other megs: hurrah!
Me: well ... that is a lot of megs.
Destiny: too bad we don't have a tuso to fart ink on them.
Me: yeah, now we have to fight them.
*cool battle music*
*baby shark starts to play*
Everyone: huh?
Also everyone: attack!!!!
Destiny: *destroys them all with ease*
Me: surely there is a twist... it shouldn't have been that easy...
Ark: SEND IN THE ARMY OF THE DEEP!!!
Me: yup there's the twist ._.
Destiny: *chomp*
Ark: oh, um, how?
Destiny: *chomp*
Chat: "Ark lvl infinity was killed by Destiny lvl 167!"
Me: I just wanted silica pearls.
Don’t waste your time taming a low level. A level 5 took almost an hour, and died in about 30 seconds of being tamed! By a level 35 piranha of all things! And to top things off, my ptera was killed by a bat on the way back
Baby shark do do do do....
Words
This is how ya tame a megalodon: step 1 find a megalodon that’s really close to the shore step 2 shoot it with tranq arrows and a bow step 3 once it’s knocked out give it raw meat and narco berries (the way my level 23 bro did it)
Scary pictures honestly TERRIFIED
and high budget
Me wandering my own business…
Alpha Meg just washes up on shore, suffocates and dies down ichthyosaurs n front of me
Me now with 100 prime fish meat😐