Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies
Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya
More Megalodon Funny Tips
Go for a swim they said , it'll be fun they said
You:*puts 1 toe into the water*
Every meg in a 1000km radius:πππ
Every meg in a 1000km radius:πππ
*grabs my dodo and Yeets it in the ocean* Mega: ?, eh too smallβ βwhy is meh dodo not deadβ I said, *puts toe in the water* Megaladon: GimMe ToEs
Freind: oh look! A dolphin
Me: *sigh
*Freind was killed by 'dolphin' π€£π€£ππ
Me: *sigh
*Freind was killed by 'dolphin' π€£π€£ππ
We are gonna need a bigger raft
"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."
Baby shark doo doo doo baby shark doo doo doo baby shark π¦
Me: *talking to my tribe* Iβm going to get some oil from the ocean Iβll be back soon.
The megladons when I enter the water: looks like dinner is served...
Chat: guy trying to get oil was killed by a megladon
The reset of my tribe: we shall all ready our weapons... AND RAGE WAR ON THE MEGlADONS!
The megladons when I enter the water: looks like dinner is served...
Chat: guy trying to get oil was killed by a megladon
The reset of my tribe: we shall all ready our weapons... AND RAGE WAR ON THE MEGlADONS!
Baby shark do do do do....
Words
Words
I Coyote Peterson and I'm about to face a bite zone from the Meg.
