Dododex
Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Dododex
Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies
Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya
More Megalodon Funny Tips
This is how you find megalodons, put a single toe in the water and ur guaranteed to find at least 1 :]
I feel like Harry Potter at the ball.how can you get one on there own to tame. HOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me:right!time to swim!
*jumps into water* AHHHHHHHHHH it's cold!🥶
Brrrrr imma get out...
Shark:>:D I see u hooman...hehe you ain't leaving deez waters alive.
Me:almost...back...to...shore... WOAH!IS THAT A FRIGGING SHARK?! AHHHHHHHHHH GET ME OUTTA HEEERE! °○°
Shark: Nom nom nom nom nom that's mah lunch finished!
Me: hey look mah dodo!
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*jumps into water* AHHHHHHHHHH it's cold!🥶
Brrrrr imma get out...
Shark:>:D I see u hooman...hehe you ain't leaving deez waters alive.
Me:almost...back...to...shore... WOAH!IS THAT A FRIGGING SHARK?! AHHHHHHHHHH GET ME OUTTA HEEERE! °○°
Shark: Nom nom nom nom nom that's mah lunch finished!
Me: hey look mah dodo!
Updoot
"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."
When I went to go get fish meat a group of other megalodon starting chomping me so I ran away thinking that my megalodon would die it is a god!!!!!!!
