I was swimming in the water and suddenly OH SH*T LIKE 4 MEGS OUT OF NOWHERE thank god for the fact they were disemboweling a Poor Itchy 1 equals one vote of the brave Itchy who saved my life
I found an alpha
-pls friend me so we can play ,Fluffii_Drag0n
So once I went for an ocean adventure and saw a megalodon. It saw me and bit me and I got really angry and punched it on the nose. But I died.
They are friendly. I'm sure he just wants a hug.
"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."
You:*puts 1 toe into the water*
Every meg in a 1000km radius:👁👄👁
"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever
Does anyone else think when a meg is chasing you, the jaws music should play instead of the ARK theme?
Freind: oh look! A dolphin
Me: *sigh
*Freind was killed by 'dolphin' 🤣🤣😂😂
Me:puts toe in water
Meg from literally halfway ac👁👄👁
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
