Me:puts one foot in water*
*50 megalodons jump out of water*
i am big
my name is megalodon
i commit homicide when I see meat
I am annoying
i eat your head
and my kind’s heads too
what am I?
It’s found in big waters like the sea so make sure you find there
I was swimming in the water and suddenly OH SH*T LIKE 4 MEGS OUT OF NOWHERE thank god for the fact they were disemboweling a Poor Itchy 1 equals one vote of the brave Itchy who saved my life
You:*puts 1 toe into the water*
Every meg in a 1000km radius:👁👄👁
"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."
Baby meg doo doooo do...
I am meg
I am wiggle
I eat you
You tame me
I die from other meg
Me: just chilling in the water. Meg’s be like: 👀👀👀👀👀👁👁. Me sees meg: 🤔 “am I gonna die?”
I was swimming on my mosa until some megs attacked and I killed them all